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Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

while the gran was spanking his ass with the base ball bat, the chav Mum suddenly...
ScottyBrum
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.......mutated into an Ewok and started running around the room chatting gibberish and ran towards the chav gran with an angry face and decided to....
mad4corsa
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15th Nov 04 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

punch her straight in the mouth,knocked her clean out cold and started trusting the baseball bat into her pensioner pussy!
Martin
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The dad was shocked this was happening in front of him, so he decided to get out his mobile phone and...
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

call for a pizza
Martin
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The pizza man arrived at the door on his moped, and once he saw wat was going on inside the house, he...
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

took pictures of this bizarre incident and decided to sell them on Ebay to pikey lepers who will masturbate over such pictures whilst........
markBezzy
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15th Nov 04 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

. . .eating cheesy wots its!
Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

With the money the pizza man made from selling the photo's, he bought a lump of cheese, and spent the rest of the money on...
markBezzy
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15th Nov 04 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

. . a small irish badger!
ScottyBrum
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He took the badger to illegal badger fights and his badger became the mohammed ali of badger fighting until one day.........
Martin
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... the pizza boy had a great idea, he thought it would be wicked if...
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he rode his moped the wrong way down the m4
Red_SXi
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15th Nov 04 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and hit a granny
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just as ali g was passing in his r5 turbo
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ali-g hit the brakes and got out his maxed out motor and instead of giving the granny the kiss of life he got it wrong and blew in her..........
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

belly button
Martin
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gran found this all to exciting and pulled out her shotgun and...
Red_SXi
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15th Nov 04 at 17:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shoved it up her dry pussy, when lots of dust fell out like a vacuum cleaner bag
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



[Edited on 15-11-2004 by ScottyBrum]
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and a guinea pig emerged from the dust with killer nails, it jumped towards ali-g in slow motion and he closed his eyes and tapped his heals 3 times and ended up.........
Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

...in a massive water bed surronded by...
CorsaLad16v
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lepricorns eating lettuce, when ali saw the "small people" he...
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

had a small orgy...
CorsaLad16v
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15th Nov 04 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

with whips and latex costumes, suddenly one of the lepricorns..

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