Fad
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yes apparently but i reckon his speedo was out  cos He would never do such i thing....
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SVM 286
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Damn straight 
must buy a new speedo...
mine is at least 90 mph out, it's been reading high for agessss......mmmmm tuuuunellllllll...sweeeeetttttttt tuuuuunnelllll actionnnnnn.... AHEM! cough, cough, where was I, Oh, yes, of course, I wouldn't dream of breaking the speed limit especially in a near deserted tunnel early on a Sunday morning.
I mean, do I look like Mr Nagata?
No, i'm a good boy - honest your honour, i'm as honest as the day is long - damn it's dark.
P.S. Beadles II the return of Jimbo eh? Sounds promising - has Duvors been killed in a freak bullsh*ting incident?
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SVM 286
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By the way Jimbo, not much point in sssshhh with regards Beadles i'm afraid mate.
Cat told me, Mike and Joe yesterday in the tea room that Lauren had told her you were p'd off already and might be coming back.
I told her she was wrong, but apparently I am out of the loop again with regards to rumour control (just for a change), i'm always the last to know, oh well, never mind. Keep me posted on any developments. I am v. intrigued
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nowt wrong with Maxpower 
they are slowly gettin back to the old power cars... but they need to feature the "chav" cars as thats the main buyer of the mag...for now...
there are some great cars in there..
jagcorsa
2x RX7's
Supra
the show coverage was spot on.. with whats new from Japland
was a good issue if you ask me.. a few months back was a different story  was complete shoot
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2 x Dragon Performance in Max
and...
1 x Dragon Performance in REDLINE
 dragon going for 9 sec qtr this year 
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
By the way Jimbo, not much point in sssshhh with regards Beadles i'm afraid mate.
Cat told me, Mike and Joe yesterday in the tea room that Lauren had told her you were p'd off already and might be coming back.
I told her she was wrong, but apparently I am out of the loop again with regards to rumour control (just for a change), i'm always the last to know, oh well, never mind. Keep me posted on any developments. I am v. intrigued
was it a good rumour or did they think i was being silly
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SVM 286
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No silliness at all mate...
Just get your arse back here...
Parts dept is a sodding depressing place at the mo - and screenwash is on B.O. LOL!
What next - sump plugs?
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jr
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at screenwash on back order, G052164A2
see i can still remember the part number, can i come back
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SVM 286
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Any man with a part no. memory like that,
(and who isn't a cock hypercondriac with every rare illness disease and condition under the sun, and who claims to have driven a Vanquish at 190mph aged 17 on a provisional; and done a lap in a Jag F1 car, and reckons he shot someone once, and can't move his lips without lying and boring the cock off of everyone he meets, and therefore commands the same respect as a pikey with halitosis and is about as welcome as a fart in a space suit),
is more than welcome by all - so of course you can come back.
You will unfortunately have to face on a daily basis an annoying new slapper from admin who, along with her penchant for cosovans and excessively tanned gentlemen, enjoys talking to everone that doesn't want to know; about herself
(in her grating chav/crayite voice)
and her fascinating little life as though she was the centre of the universe.
When she's not occupied with talking sh*t at the parts counter,
(she would be the ideal Duvors life partner - they were discussing the different and unusual places that they had each had sex the other day - difficult for Dave as he is obviously a virgin; so in a massive U-turn from his normal activity he presumably must have had to go against the grain of his conventional approach and bizarrely enough, actually tell a lie),
she spends the rest of her time busying herself smoking fags by the fire escape or sitting on her arse in the tea room talking sh*t to the other new bird.
So, she is to put it in a nutshel, one annoying c*nt, and; I might add, currently almost unilateraly disliked by the workshop staff. - Not much of a problem for you I would have thought, i'm sure you could send her packing with her tail between her legs with a couple of excellent and strategically timed quips/put downs/one liners of yours.
So, hurry back to Brommers mate, all is forgven
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jr
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LMFAO jim peple will wonder on hear what the fuck thats all about, but it all so true
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get me a job too  Must pay over 9 quid an hour though or i wont leave my current job.
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jr
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get me a job too Must pay over 9 quid an hour though or i wont leave my current job.
what do you want to do, i cna find you a job if your really really intrested ???
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not bought it for years..boought latest total vaux the day though...nice nova let with 300bhp..........
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StuartVRS
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hmm, let me see, sit on my arse and do fuck all  Im easy mate i just fancy a change in work scenary that pays well and has good people i can have a laugh with.
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jr
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well i can invertigate, U2U me ideal what you would be after a year and ill see what i can do, this would be back at VW bromley hopefully (i take it thats what you meant)
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well i can invertigate, U2U me ideal what you would be after a year and ill see what i can do, this would be back at VW bromley hopefully (i take it thats what you meant)
yeh im getting sick of my job atm, fancy a change and a new challenge, plus thatn bird jimbo mentioned sounds like she could be an easy shag Im after somewhere in the region of 18-20k a year minimum or it wouldnt be worth me leaving my job. If you do hear of anything let me know, id like to work with cars and not fucking paper every day.
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jr
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sian would be an easy shag i feel
i will investigate for you stuart
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StuartVRS
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top man, im serious too as my current work is going no-where. You have u2u.
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jr
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yes dear, dont worry i will sort it, fingers crossed ill go back to what i know best in a few weeks and can sort of sway the vote for new staff members
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I reckon you could definitely bang one into her Stu.
Might be an idea to quadruple bag it though - in fact, sod it, better safe than sorry, go for a full body Hazmat suit.
Probably also a good idea to black up mate, you wouldn't even have to try then - she seems to be very fond of our higher contrast brethren. (i'm sure Darren in parts will atest to that - she seems to follow him round like a shadow - he's a black fella by the way)
Oh, and you'll need earplugs, or gaffer tape for her mouth - that voice is pretty f*cking grating - you might just be tempted to punch her head in rather than shag it if you had to listen to her for more than a nano-second.
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quote:
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I reckon you could definitely bang one into her Stu.
Might be an idea to quadruple bag it though - in fact, sod it, better safe than sorry, go for a full body Hazmat suit.
Probably also a good idea to black up mate, you wouldn't even have to try then - she seems to be very fond of our higher contrast brethren. (i'm sure Darren in parts will atest to that - she seems to follow him round like a shadow - he's a black fella by the way)
Oh, and you'll need earplugs, or gaffer tape for her mouth - that voice is pretty f*cking grating - you might just be tempted to punch her head in rather than shag it if you had to listen to her for more than a nano-second.
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jr
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jim, subtle as allways
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jim is a hero.
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fad you at home today ? fancy going to look at a car in southend ???
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