Doug
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3CM - Leg-end
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dna23
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quote: Originally posted by TNM
quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Ian S
quote: Originally posted by Tom
My step mum is a phillipino
She does cook and clean and spend all the money to be fair, not sure if she's a great ride or not though
was she mail order?
No, he met her in bahrain (he used to do contract engineering over their) and she was teaching, aprantley she's a full on rice picker tho
 
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i just pissed myself in the office reading that comment
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I would have laughed but ah feck it u tit
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
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Id blatantly fuck a hoe, i need to get me to a Hoasis
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stubs
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
go to amsterdam and try it
is so many to choose from and you go in soley for a shag, no small talk or pretending to be interested in their stories either
Dead rite!! It's loaded with em 
I went with one, but was so pissed outta my face, I got brewers droop! I was wankered & hardly knew where I was or what I was doing.... So I made sure I stayed reasonably sober the following night, then went back & had her again!! Needless to say, the second time was the best! She really went for it! I think she felt sorry for my "wasted one" & sure as hell made up for it. She was a beaut though!!
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Doug Corsa
3CM - monthly visiter to the STD clinic
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by liamC
So, anyone ever been with a whore?
CS female members DO NOT count.
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Edd
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ffs vibrio how lond did that take you
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Edd_20
ffs vibrio how lond did that take you
not long
                       
                       
                       
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by Doug Corsa
3CM - monthly visiter to the STD clinic
u wear rubber and they shave
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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My mate was telling me about a black pro he got in magaluf, said she had a smelly ass
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TNM
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quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My mate was telling me about a black pro he got in magaluf, said she had a smelly ass
smelometer?
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3CorsaMeal
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don't go in just asking for a BJ, they get desperate to go all the way
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Doug
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I would always be worried about them stinking!!
How much are they roughly?
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3CorsaMeal
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amsterdam they were about £25 for a sucky fucky as they call it 
some windows had pairs of women in for £50-£75 
then saw a random bloke who i thought was offering "sucky fucky" so we took the piss and threw our pretend gay mate at him.
Turned out he was a pimp, advertising his girls
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Doug
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So sucky fucky is what i think it is? head and a shag?
Damn prostitutes are soooooooo confusing 
I remember seeing shit loads of jap business men lined up waiting to go into strip clubs! dont know why but i couldnt stop laughing!
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by Doug Corsa

So sucky fucky is what i think it is? head and a shag?

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Doug
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Bargin for £25!!!!
And you dont have to talk to them after
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TNM
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quote: Originally posted by Doug Corsa
Bargin for £25!!!!
And you dont have to talk to them after
 
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3CorsaMeal
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some of them are fcuk-ups tho, i went into one and was 3 black girls took my money and threatened to cut my dick off, then kicked me out
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SetH
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FPMSL 
i would have steven segaled them and left them in a bloody mess fucking niggas
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3CorsaMeal
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they scared me, one was waving her big fingernails in my face and shaking her head like a micheal jackson dance move
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SetH
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ROFLMFAO
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3CorsaMeal
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i felt like going back with a petrol bomb and throwing it thru the window at the time, but thought it was a bad idea
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3CorsaMeal
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plus i had no petrol to hand in the centre of amsterdam
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