Ellie
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ha ha shut up,thats good thinkin for a blonde.come on then lets talk ecu's cam kits,how you have to swop the red and yellow wires on the back of all vauxhall wirings wen fittin a new head unit coz it doesnt reember the track and it plays track one everytime u get in the car lol
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Sam
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I think I'm falling in love with you.
We must meet to explore our true feelings for each other.
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gianluigi
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellie
ha ha shut up,thats good thinkin for a blonde.come on then lets talk ecu's cam kits,how you have to swop the red and yellow wires on the back of all vauxhall wirings wen fittin a new head unit coz it doesnt reember the track and it plays track one everytime u get in the car lol
is there a person alive who didnt know that? 
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Ellie
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i aint a dumb blonde,well yer i am,i just actually like cars and can do things on em,i worked in motor world for 6 months b4 my 18th now im in macies woohoo 
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Sam
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Macy Gray's?
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Ellie
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right ok ask a random girl u see 2moz about that,they down know the difference between a v6 and a 1.6,or y its called a v6,or the suck squeeze bang n blow theory on how ya sparkys work to egnite the fuel to explode to create pressure to push the pistons up. im goin to shut up either way someone will get arsey with me.
JUST VOTE FOR ME BASTARD CAR! hehe
[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Ellie]
[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Ellie]
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Paul_J
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Car is absolutely gash - (in my opinion  )
but you look fit as, so I'll vote for your car. Personally don't think it's feature worthy, but thats not a bad thing - I think most feature cars are gash.
Bye
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Sam
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There is no replacement for displacement.
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gianluigi
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Adam_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellie
or the suck squeeze bang n blow theory
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
quote:
Originally posted by Ellie
or the suck squeeze bang n blow theory
Was that one of einsteins?
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Adam_B
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sounds like a damn good end to a night out to me
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
sounds like a damn good end to a night out to me
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Ellie
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if you drew a diagram and explained how the engine make the "wheels" move to mentally retarded people they explain it that way,same with aeroplane engines,its the basic theory. fuck it i dont care-- keep the insults rollin,ian warned me i would get em coz im female
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Adam_B
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were only messing. anyway i voted for your car so mwah xxx
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Ellie
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im new and small and intimidated dont hurt me!
o and could i put a chipped ecu off a gsi onto my sport or would the wirein be a proper piss take?i can get a free one you see off my ex?
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Adam_B
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just a case of swapping the ecus i would have thought, theres no wiring to do, its on a big plug.
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Ellie
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not sure if its already been hacked at coz the same corsa he had a turbo in then a v6?i wil have a look at it wen i get it off him
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schoey
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mmmmmm vsex!!
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellie
egnite the fuel to explode to create pressure to push the pistons up.
JUST VOTE FOR ME BASTARD CAR! hehe
[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Ellie]
[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Ellie]
It pushes the pistons down Ellie. 
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Ellie
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down then pushes em lol, think the only reason i remembered that on my course was coz it sounded rude n made me think dirty thoughts in the lessons
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellie
if you drew a diagram and explained how the engine make the "wheels" move to mentally retarded people they explain it that way,
That is genuinely the way that lecturers describe the 4 stroke combustion process (or Otto Cycle) to 1st year students on tech courses/motor vehicle apprenticeships.
1) Suck - Induction.
2) Squeeze - Compression.
3) Bang - Combustion.
4) Blow - Exhaust.
Ellie's spelling, grammar and punctuation may leave a lot to be desired, but at least some of her theories are sound, so don't be too harsh fellas.
She's trying
[Edited on 19-03-2006 by SVM 286]
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Ellie
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woohoo i passed
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SVM 286
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Always shocked to find girls that have even the sketchiest understanding of such a boring and complicated subject.
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