Cosmo
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Originally posted by Craig W
Tie him to a tree, douse him in petrol, and flick matches around him.
Find out where he lives, take pictures of him, take pictues of his loved ones, send them to him in the post. Leave them under his windscreen wipers. Let him know, that you know.
Find his local boozer, make a new friend, buy him a pint, get in close, close enough to cripple him with valuable information.
Go around his house when he's not there, when his mum says hes not in pretend he told you to meet him there at that time. Let her invite you in for a cup of tea until he arrives. Have your tea and leave. Leave him wondering when his mum tells him his mates been round waiting for him. Txt him from a dirty phone (unregistered) thanking his mum for the tea. Get into his head, his mind, his fears.
The fear of violence is far more effective than violence itself.
 remind me NEVER to get on the wrong side of you!
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schoey
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shit me!
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Craig W
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Seriously, ranting and raving at him, threatening him, mouthing off that you'll do this and that will not have the desired effect.
The fear of the unknown is the key.
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stuartmitchell
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Post pics of her here then have a polite word 
something along the lines of:
Listen you sad fcuk, she's mine, I own her 
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Craig W
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For instance, if i was on a debt collection the same kind of rule applies. If i knock on the chaps door with the demenour of a gorilla with constipation it wont work. If i shout, froth at the mouth etc telling him if i dont get the money i'll chop his head off, sh*t down his neck and wipe my arse with his face he'll probably go away from the experience thinking 'he's all talk' and would probably laugh at my expense over a pint down his local with his pals.
Now if if knocked on his door, knowing his wife was there and his kids were asleep in bed and very polite upon approach, i would be successful. I would sit down, have a cup of tea (do you see a pattern lol), and calmy but firmly assure the husband (with his wife listening in the background) that i will be back, and next time the experience wont be so pleasent. I gurantee you that when i leave, his wife will chew his ear off and probably kick the crap out of him for letting this happen when the kids are there. Know i knew they was upstairs asleep, but all the wife can picture is her kids playing in the front room next time with an 18st human version of a silver back gorilla having a go at their dad. No mother wants that. She'd probably give her husband more grief than i would to get me the money.
This is just an example of course.
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Sam
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I thought my idea was simple yet effective. 
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1 SCR
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Originally posted by Steve
i hate guys who full well know a girls got a BF but still try it on  makes me mad, as soon as i find out im not interested i dont keep pestering like a cunt
its soooo annoyin. Last night he text her sayin ''hey you, missing you loads baby''. That really really pis*ed me off. So i gave him a nice phone call but i still dont think the message will have been put through. I think option B will be taken into account she never replied to him and is thinkin on changing her number. But the sad thing she shouldnt have to. Its because of Jelous a*s pricks, who cant take a fcuking hint that can end up ruining a relationship or causing them to have to change there number. Its pathetic.
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1 SCR
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Tie him to a tree, douse him in petrol, and flick matches around him.
Find out where he lives, take pictures of him, take pictues of his loved ones, send them to him in the post. Leave them under his windscreen wipers. Let him know, that you know.
Find his local boozer, make a new friend, buy him a pint, get in close, close enough to cripple him with valuable information.
Go around his house when he's not there, when his mum says hes not in pretend he told you to meet him there at that time. Let her invite you in for a cup of tea until he arrives. Have your tea and leave. Leave him wondering when his mum tells him his mates been round waiting for him. Txt him from a dirty phone (unregistered) thanking his mum for the tea. Get into his head, his mind, his fears.
The fear of violence is far more effective than violence itself.
Thats mental........................I LOVE IT
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Tie him to a tree, douse him in petrol, and flick matches around him.
Find out where he lives, take pictures of him, take pictues of his loved ones, send them to him in the post. Leave them under his windscreen wipers. Let him know, that you know.
Find his local boozer, make a new friend, buy him a pint, get in close, close enough to cripple him with valuable information.
Go around his house when he's not there, when his mum says hes not in pretend he told you to meet him there at that time. Let her invite you in for a cup of tea until he arrives. Have your tea and leave. Leave him wondering when his mum tells him his mates been round waiting for him. Txt him from a dirty phone (unregistered) thanking his mum for the tea. Get into his head, his mind, his fears.
The fear of violence is far more effective than violence itself.
Craig, I like your style, and fear for anyone that crosses your path. 
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vibrio
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Originally posted by 1 SCR
Got some guy who is tryin it on with my girl through text. She says its pissin her off but he keeps doin it. been going out for about a year and a half. he knows she has a boyfriend but keeps telling her to come meet him. He is 6 years older than her aswell. What should i do?
a) Play it cool, leave it for awhile
b) Smash his face in
c) Speak to him nicely, emmm
Id like to do option B myself.
clearly you are a insecure asswipe. IMHO your girlfriend should clearly inform him that she is in a relationship and if she does not then shag her ass then dump her
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by 1 SCR
Got some guy who is tryin it on with my girl through text. She says its pissin her off but he keeps doin it. been going out for about a year and a half. he knows she has a boyfriend but keeps telling her to come meet him. He is 6 years older than her aswell. What should i do?
a) Play it cool, leave it for awhile
b) Smash his face in
c) Speak to him nicely, emmm
Id like to do option B myself.
The pair of you ought to just ignore the twat.
It's obvious he's just on a mammoth wind up, and you are letting him win if you rise to it.
Simply pay no attention and delete any text messages.
If he doesn't stop, then report him to the police and change the phone number.
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Half Pint
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I'd ask her how the fuck he got her number......
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sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by Half Pint
I'd ask her how the fuck he got her number......
You know that monkeh.
Shes obviously a little dirt bag.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Half Pint
I'd ask her how the fuck he got her number......
Good point Tone, forgot to mention that bit. 
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Andrew
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Girls love attention. If she just ignored him he would get bored and move on.
I'd take option C although that could cause issues with you and your gf which is what he wants so he can make a move.
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mwg
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Kick his fucking teeth in
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Half Pint
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by Half Pint
I'd ask her how the fuck he got her number......
You know that monkeh.
Shes obviously a little dirt bag.
There is only one answer........
DO HER DRY!
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Corsa_Carl
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Originally posted by #18silvercorsa#
use her phone text the chap ask to meet up somewhere quiet bring a few mates and carry out option b
agreed lol
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SXi_Tim
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I had this situation a few years ago, saw the lad down town and being 18 and stupid, smahsed his face in, needless to say he didn't do it again
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Half Pint
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Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I had this situation a few years ago, saw the lad down town and being 18 and stupid, smahsed his face in, needless to say he didn't do it again
Can i have your birds number?
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SXi_Tim
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07784556864
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sxi16vjoe
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Monkeh what have you done to the renault? Is she dead?
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Half Pint
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Monkeh what have you done to the renault? Is she dead?
currently sitting in the total loss section of a body shop, some stupid bint pulled out on me and i pilled into the side of her.
Tis not looking good.....
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a_j_mair
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im with CraigW
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sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Monkeh what have you done to the renault? Is she dead?
currently sitting in the total loss section of a body shop, some stupid bint pulled out on me and i pilled into the side of her.
Tis not looking good.....
Shit
You alright or do you need me to touch you in places??
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