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Carl
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Joff?
3CorsaMeal
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Steve
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i bet he looks like sam
3CorsaMeal
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do you reckon he smoothed his airbox?
Andy GSi
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oh dear god. the poor bloke is serious about it all too.

funniest thing i have heard in a while.



Runs off to go put seats down in the car, so can go faster on the way home





[Edited on 22-05-2006 by Andy GSi]
Carl
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if you hunch your back over and look through the gap in the steering wheel it reduces wind resistance.
Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
do you reckon he smoothed his airbox?


i reckon he shaves his ass
Paul_J
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22nd May 06 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was hilarious

especially the thing about folding seats down to reduce weight. comparing it with crawling across a pond

crawling across a pond works as it splits weight over 4 area's - as opposed to 2 feet, but folding your seats down?
JonnyJ
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Hes got that all important aerodynamic polish on aswel

Major BHP gains!
CorsAsh
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Oh dear god I want to beat him severely with a GCSE Physics Textbook. Idiot.
Jambo
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OMG that is halarious
Rich H
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22nd May 06 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
AND, seeing as he has stuck various Irmscher badges on the car - you'd have thought he may have learnt how to spell it - Imrsher apparently according to him
Jonster
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The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.


Idiot
Steve
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22nd May 06 at 19:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hes more than that
IvIarkgraham
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i always have my rear seats down and my front seats leaning back as fas as possble

i can beat subaru's easily
Steve
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stupid bitch has locked the thread
IvIarkgraham
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my sister used to have 1 a theese and tbf it didnt have enof power to pull a jews foreskin back

funniest thing i've ever heard
jeff8png
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Originally posted by SXi_Tim
WTF? I bet hes in his mid 40's and still lives with his mother and has a part time job at matalan. What a cnut


HA HA! couldn't have said it better! this guy is a fucking spoon!
corsaaa_16v
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im off to buy some of that 'aero dynamic enhancing car polish'!! apparently, improves speed

lol

what a absolute p-rick

[Edited on 22-05-2006 by corsaaa_16v]
Adam_B
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someone email him this thread so he can defend himself

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Ian
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
if you hunch your back over and look through the gap in the steering wheel it reduces wind resistance.
He'll thank you for that great idea
ECCLESri
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surely hes taking the piss. no-one can possibly think that folding rear seats reduces, oh and everything else he said is just utter bollox obviously lol
duffman
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wot a fuckin gay
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
if you hunch your back over and look through the gap in the steering wheel it reduces wind resistance.


Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
if you hunch your back over and look through the gap in the steering wheel it reduces wind resistance.
He'll thank you for that great idea


He's already paid £1.99 on ebay for it off me, i threw him in a free 25bhp+ chip too. THat sxi is rapid now.

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