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gianluigi
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I thought he was the guy off Tool Time but Richie laughed at me when i said that



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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until he gets the information he needs
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Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Cluedo, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's fucking head off.
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Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

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One night Mr. T took a 9 p.m. train home. He still wont give it back.
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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
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If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down
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Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet
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Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

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