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Mark1984_SRI
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11th Jan 07 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Have now, the best part was the way they man handled me, treated me like a thug, with a 'full-nelson' lock on I was only trying to take a dump. Needless to say i no longer dump when on a night out
Mark330d
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I hope you washed your hands before you got chucked out. Im sure the bouncers wouldnt like shit stains on their jackets
Mark1984_SRI
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Originally posted by Mark330d
I hope you washed your hands before you got chucked out. Im sure the bouncers wouldnt like shit stains on their jackets


I tend to wipe with toilet paper then wash.
Joe
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11th Jan 07 at 22:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I once got chucked out of a club because of one of those guys Whilst in a tiolet cubicle taking a dump he managed to unlock the toilet door, i just wedged my foot against it. He did it again, i got pissed off!!! being a fully fledged beer warrior, i kicked the door shut and it hit him in the face, i was escorted out after i finished


Mark1984_SRI
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Originally posted by joe6886
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I once got chucked out of a club because of one of those guys Whilst in a tiolet cubicle taking a dump he managed to unlock the toilet door, i just wedged my foot against it. He did it again, i got pissed off!!! being a fully fledged beer warrior, i kicked the door shut and it hit him in the face, i was escorted out after i finished




I was invincible at the time, or so i thought
Russ
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11th Jan 07 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i havent been clubbing in that long ive never seen one
Joe
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11th Jan 07 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm guessing Assembly or Mood Mark?
Mark1984_SRI
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I'm guessing Assembly or Mood Mark?


Nah i like grimey places where you wipe you feet when you get outside Twas, Squires
Joe
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11th Jan 07 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Classy lad
Mark1984_SRI
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Classy lad


This was in my early student days, i have learned now though
dave17
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11th Jan 07 at 22:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHEEENNN up for punani, PUSSY KILLAHHHHH
Joe
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Do they all say that Perhaps they are all token black dude toilet man clones
Mark1984_SRI
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHEEENNN up for punani, PUSSY KILLAHHHHH


Often around here they use a quote from "From dusk till dawn" that old vampire film with George Clooney. They shout "pink pussy, balled pussy, hairy pussy!" etc. it's hilarious, but you have to know the film to get it
GT4Brody
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12th Jan 07 at 01:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by myke
spear chuckers
lucky lucky men


its looky looky, as in looky looky what i got, wanna buy any?:- (Dodgey fake gold jewellery, e,s, solid etc etc) usually found abroad in tenerfife ibiza magaluf etc
GT4Brody
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHEEENNN up for punani, PUSSY KILLAHHHHH


Thats what they say in croydon and kingston, must be their lingo over that way!!
SVM 286
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Originally posted by loo_goblin
...What do you call the bloke in the toilet that tries to sell u a lollie pop for about 6 quid??


1) Smelly

2) Immigration fodder

3) Bruised if he doesn't fuck off out of my way
SVM 286
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Originally posted by dave17
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHEEENNN up for punani, PUSSY KILLAHHHHH


Thats what they say in croydon and kingston, must be their lingo over that way!!


Yeah, Kingston Jamaica.
ed
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12th Jan 07 at 11:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Leroy. Or cunt.

[Edited on 12-01-2007 by ed]
RyanSxi
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12th Jan 07 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
here in doncaster they also say "freshen up for the punani".

wonder if they all meet at convention's and stuff
ed
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They are fucking cunts. Why don't they just fuck off.

[Edited on 12-01-2007 by ed]
Ant
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12th Jan 07 at 11:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They span the country, also rife in magaluf didnt see many in Teneriefe (well not in the toilets in the clubs)

wonder how much they make?

[Edited on 12-01-2007 by Ant]
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Tom
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12th Jan 07 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
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Originally posted by CraigyG
Freshen-up for tha pussssssssssssy man!


Seems they span the country, we have them here too


I may be wrong but I think I saw one on revolution in preston
Tom
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They tend to have them in most bars in liverpool they piss me right off, I usually spray me some diesel and leave them about 20p
ed
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I don't see why they are there. It's probably one of those things like cocaine and champagne. It makes the place look classy as posh clubs used to have them. Now there are so many Leroys in these shitty clubs that you don't get them in decent places any more and the after shave and hair gel is there for free...

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