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Joe
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Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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15th Jan 07 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Ok.

A duck walks into a bar and says - "got any bread?"
The barman replies - "Nope, sorry"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No, we haven't got any fucking bread, you dumb bird"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "If you fucking ask again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar"
Duck says - "Got any nails?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"

It's not as funny as I remember


That made me laugh more than the original joke. Nice work Robin.
All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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15th Jan 07 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll just trash this then.
Scotty_B
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Location: East Kilbride
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16th Jan 07 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Ok.

A duck walks into a bar and says - "got any bread?"
The barman replies - "Nope, sorry"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No, we haven't got any fucking bread, you dumb bird"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "If you fucking ask again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar"
Duck says - "Got any nails?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"

It's not as funny as I remember



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