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Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
like real pink poo? random must try that one
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, i thought i had something seriously wrong with me. You've got to eat them all in one sitting though.
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
Yeah, i thought i had something seriously wrong with me. You've got to eat them all in one sitting though.


crap, thats me out then
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pink poo
Kurt
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18th Aug 07 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
talking of poo why is it impossible to poo without pissing
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hmm yes, very stange that one
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
talking of poo why is it impossible to poo without pissing


wonder do you share a poo and pee muscle?
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what hand do you wipe your bum with?
Kurt
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18th Aug 07 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont know about you gaz but i use paper
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
what hand do you wipe your bum with?


right, but i put the paper in my left hand
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
[kiddy giggle] Urgghhh i ued toilet paper instead of my hand [/kiddy giggle]
Kurt
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18th Aug 07 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
speaking of kids why was it in primary school they gave you tracing paper for toilet paper
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
man that hurt!, put me off poos in school for my whole career.

But when we had the good stuff we wet it an threw it everywhere. i loved that
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
speaking of kids why was it in primary school they gave you tracing paper for toilet paper


so when you got back to your desk you could use it to trace the splattery wipe pattern using crayolas onto some paper then hand it in for next weeks art project
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I never used the loo's at school, or a public loo.
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
I never used the loo's at school, or a public loo.


how long can you hold a poo in for?
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Too long tbh. You just clench your buttock hole and it slides back up the exit chute waiting until you're ready.
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
Too long tbh. You just clench your buttock hole and it slides back up the exit chute waiting until you're ready.


thats quite disturbing, id rather just poo
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It helps keep you warm
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
It helps keep you warm


isnt that pee in a wetsuit?
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't know, never tried it. Whats the sensation like?
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
Don't know, never tried it. Whats the sensation like?


never tried it either, never had the need to wear a wetsuit as i do nothing that involves exercise even in water
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Peas in a pod
CorsAsh
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18th Aug 07 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Friendship is like pissing your pants.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 22:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Friendship is like pissing your pants.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


i aint ever pissed myself and i have no friends

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