Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Andrew
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Occasionally yes if i put them into the tumble dryer on high temp. and they are the lacey ones so they melt
So in answer to your question, i do not burn bras i melt them
Do you then blaim Richie?
Only on the days he has been wearing them!
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Steve
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tbh shes not a good enough house wife, might get rid.
offers on a postcard if you feel your a suitable replacement model
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Jules
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Steve are you married?
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Sam
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Make her buy you a new shirt...
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Jules
Steve are you married?
do you honestly think their is a woman out there that would marry him?
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linz
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
tbh shes not a good enough house wife, might get rid.
offers on a postcard if you feel your a suitable replacement model
they way you go on i think you'll be waiting a long time
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Deano_sxi
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skoda steve, you come across as a complete twat
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dazavich
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Her
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Steve
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quote: Originally posted by Deano_sxi
skoda steve, you come across as a complete twat
better than actually being one
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Eck
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You should both accept the blame, and warn her you are liable to headbutt next time.
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Hammer
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Hi Steve, i'd say it was her fault, a qualified housewife should always go through pre-flight checks before loading the machine. Test her with another packet the next time and if she fail's find a new 1.
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Daniel_Corsa
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Hi Steve, i'd say it was her fault, a qualified housewife should always go through pre-flight checks before loading the machine. Test her with another packet the next time and if she fail's find a new 1.

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Steve
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maybe i should ask deano sxi to come and put the washing in for me, as hes into that kind of thing i hear
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sponj
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Hi Steve, i'd say it was her fault, a qualified housewife should always go through pre-flight checks before loading the machine. Test her with another packet the next time and if she fail's find a new 1.
 i actually laughed out loud... does that make me a bad person?
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Tommy L
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i blame the parents
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
i blame the parents
thats too easy to do.
If anything blame the Govt. for allowing women to be taught in the same schools as men so they miss out on the important classes such as washing and cleaning.
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Hammer
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You had the cheek to call me sexist, you swine
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Cosmo
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mav
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my missus never checks pockets or that either
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Hammer
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FFS Mav 
Have you checked all your wife's housewife certificates to make sure there all up to date and above board?
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sam-smith
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
No he doesnt do the washing, cooking or cleaning thats my job
if a REAL life living, breathing, moanign and bleeding once a month woman actually said that ill eat my hat.
an imposter i say, or maybe well trained
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ClaireF
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you, you can do your own washing you know
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Steve
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its not my job
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Steve
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also do you lot thinks it unreasonable that i ask my missus to buy me a nintendo DS with the new zelda game for her birthday next week?
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andy1868
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it all depends on if you knew they were going to be washed. if you put it in the wash with the chewy in, its your fault. if she took it from the bedroom floor, where it belongs, its her fault as it didn't give you chance to even attempt to take it out
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