Bram
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by Tom
WTF WHAT THE FUCK 
Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill
I guess if you fail they'll search you.
This particular club has a coke problem 
There are white powdery residues in every toilet
Free samples?!
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Nath
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AK
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Colin - aye... the old cough with yer head to the side malarky...
aye... afriad to say i've had that a few time... old men too, not the porno fantasy busty blonde.
Never got piss tested, but did get blood tested on 1 i think.
This id the first time (today) i have been asked to provide a sample. I have know that its an issue for the last 6 years (always possiblities of random tests) but never been targeted
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Nath
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Maybe they heard you spent £20k or whatever on a Corsa.
'Yeah he must be on drugs, check him out'
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Nic Barnes
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yes and failed, still, kept job. failed the test the following year, and the year after that.
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andyc1234
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were do you work muppet?
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Nic Barnes
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quote: Originally posted by andyc1234
were do you work muppet?
'did' got sacked for other reasons though.
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DR11
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quote: Originally posted by Seany
quote: Originally posted by Nath
I've been drug tested when out on the piss 
One of the clubs in town had some swab thing they put on the palm of your hand. They feed it into some machine thing and it determines if you're cunted or not.
Passed
we have a new one like that at work they put a sticker on your forehead and feed into a printer type thingymabob says wether youve been drinkin ,taking drugs or that
Do they take the sticker off your head before they feed it through the printer type thing?
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smack
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why dident u just get some synthetic piss muppet?
not that it matterd
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Nic Barnes
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quote: Originally posted by smack
why dident u just get some synthetic piss muppet?
not that it matterd
i am proud of my herb smoking
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dave17
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
Why try and do proper lines on a toilet in a club, I've heard it's quicker, easier, less mingin keying it
corner of a bank card is a goodn
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jonnysri
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i had one when i joined the fire brigade. piss in the tube sorta thing. i was shitin it cos id had some smoke bout 2 weeks b4! passed tho. i just keep wonderinf if theyll put a random test in some time soon
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dave17
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id be interested in doing one..........
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by dave17
id be interested in doing one..........
I can see what would happen to the testing machine:

[Edited on 29-10-2007 by Nath]
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dave17
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andy1868
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i had one when i was 16 applying for the army, i got offered a place so i assume i passed it 
got my balls played with too
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Robbo
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All the window sills in toilets in local pubs have wooden things built on em now that slide downwards so you cant put coke on em
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dave17
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people just do it on the dancefloor now anyway........
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smack
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do they? 
if they do there idiots
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by dave17
people just do it on the dancefloor now anyway........
Not coke surely?
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dave17
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yup, too risky to do it in the toilets or anywhere else
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Baskey
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my company wouldnt bother testing me, everyone knows im a smoker
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by dave17
people just do it on the dancefloor now anyway........
Not coke surely?
why easier to blend in if it's dark and busy, just need to have it accessable I suppose.
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DR11
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Like in a vicks nasel congestion inhaler?
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Hammer
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Nah you can buy patented snuff hoovers etc now, guy i know got caught off sniffers with 3 gram 5 eccies and a hoover sniffer, how much of a prepared junkie did he look? 
[Edited on 30-10-2007 by Hammer]
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