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DAZ1985
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19th Nov 07 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i must be lucky i dont get anything like that. she knows what would happen.

window and out
Adam_B
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19th Nov 07 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

heres a radical idea, why dont you say to her, can you not put your stuff in my car please. I already have issuses with my sexuality as it is, thanks.

or something to that effect.
flybikeslee
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19th Nov 07 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

feet up annoys mecrossing legs aswell. my left doorcard looks wornout from her friggin feet..... i once slammed the brakes on and chucked her out for throwing chocolate raisons
DaNnY_LaD
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19th Nov 07 at 20:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
feet up annoys mecrossing legs aswell. my left doorcard looks wornout from her friggin feet..... i once slammed the brakes on and chucked her out for throwing chocolate raisons


Pmsl

i always find shit under the seat or in glove box or door pocket..

Always fuckin chocolate...
Daniel_Corsa
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19th Nov 07 at 20:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DAZ1985
i must be lucky i dont get anything like that. she knows what would happen.

window and out


Thats the way


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nik
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20th Nov 07 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pink stuff in your car? Me thinks your hanging around chavvy under aged burberry bucket babes
p16vnk
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20th Nov 07 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well i have my pink corsa and still my mates think its a good idea to have pink fluffy cushions but really dont look right, im a girl and hate pink fluff
Matt L
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20th Nov 07 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have grown a collection of books, catalogues, maps, cd's in my car annoying as hell but tbh i cba to clean it all out lol.

bloody annoying tho she will change the cd instantly when she gets in

oh and she slams the boot down stupidly hard
andyc1234
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Registered: 7th Nov 06
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20th Nov 07 at 12:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

door slamming is a major problem. whats the fucking need to bang it that hard
T21SVJ
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20th Nov 07 at 12:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have make up marks all over the leather and dash and door handle in my car so i told she can clean it up and she does as shes told.

she broke the self under the glove box once so i made her pay for a new one liltle did she kno i had a spare 1 and the money she gave me i put in my tank .

i do have a c-mon teddy in my car and a p.g monkey, and one of her teddys.
Baskey
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20th Nov 07 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when my girlfirned drives my clio sport, she makes weeeeeeee noises when she goes round a corner spose shes only used to a battered old feista though

As for pink shes over the age of 14 so i dont have to worry bout that
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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20th Nov 07 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Occasionaly items of make-up in the passenger door pocket, but that's it really. She knows better.
Ben G
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20th Nov 07 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

only get them changing the cd/song every 2 seconds
LeeM
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20th Nov 07 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a fucking bint of an ex used to put her feet on the shelf under the glove box in my b, one day it snapped clean off, the fucking bitch!
if people are fucking about throwing shit when im driving its not uncommon for me to slam brakes on right in the middle of the road, kick people out and fuck off! did it 30 miles from home in the middle of nowhere once
nik
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20th Nov 07 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
a fucking bint of an ex used to put her feet on the shelf under the glove box in my b, one day it snapped clean off, the fucking bitch!
if people are fucking about throwing shit when im driving its not uncommon for me to slam brakes on right in the middle of the road, kick people out and fuck off! did it 30 miles from home in the middle of nowhere once


Luckily there was no taxi tailgating you mate! and unlucky for the sods you kicked out
LeeM
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20th Nov 07 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ha ha i was doing the slamming the brakes on bit more for effect, i was always sure there ws nothing at all behind me, and always went back to pick em up, eventually
dan_c4rsa
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20th Nov 07 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if my lassy, or some of my annoying female friends deposited items of sin in my car, i'd shit on their bonnets/doorsteps until they learnt not too.

My car is not for looks or comfort, it is for going.
Kathryn W
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20th Nov 07 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No.. Although its a good idea






















Scotty_B
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20th Nov 07 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by andyc1234
i cant slap her thats a bit harsh. but what else can i do



Take her off the insurance and buy her a bus ticket.
corsa_nation
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20th Nov 07 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my woman won't touch the metal on the door because she is afraid of getting a static shock - so she puts her fingerprints all over the glass!!!! GRR
V-Man
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20th Nov 07 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
After having an ex break the shelf under the glovebox the bitches keep their feet down!! and i wrap them up in one of those psycho jackets


oh that shelf has come off so many times WHY WONT YOU LEARN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! i can deal with crossed legs on the seat though.

the most that ive had is a "princess on board" little t-shirt thing to stick on the window... got snuck into the car, why?? as it was "pink" and "cute" ... for starters, i dont call you princess, your called babe, baby, sexy etc etc etc... secondly i dont have a real baby so the true purpose of that is useless... lastly, your not stickin that on my tinted windows ... so hold it... she stuck it on my windscreen. i wasn't going to win... so left there it till she got out.
corsa_nation
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20th Nov 07 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ha! the shelf! yes, this has happened to me many a time..... But crossed legs are always there - the knee in the way of me trying to shift gear!
bigdan
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20th Nov 07 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

didnt notice this till before but fucking milkshake on my dash and a bit on the windscreen just little drops... well im guessing its milk shake
deano87
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20th Nov 07 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by nik
Luckily there was no taxi tailgating you mate! and unlucky for the sods you kicked out



Dave-Creations
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20th Nov 07 at 18:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the passanger door pocket is full of lip gloss, a hair brush, deep heat in a tube. the shelf under the glove box was broken when i got it, so i took that out and left it out, more leg room as for teddys, i only have zippy from rainbow but he's an air freshner! the only thing i get bitched at is the 4 point harnesses, and how im not gettin a full cage haha

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