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Timbaland
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quote:
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ingredients to make the gun

2x rulers
1x a4 long stapler
2x ring binder binds
sellotape.
1x round of 0.12 caliber stapler ammo.

you can all make your own office weapon now


Oh goodie.

You want be laughing when Anti-Terrorist squad kick your front door down at 4am and arrest your Mum, and put your dad on the High Risk list for the next 5 years and dont allow any of you to fly again for a decade.


Cool gun though. Can you make me one?
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aye you can have mine, watch out its lethal
Timbaland
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Thanks.

Is it difficult to use or would you reccomend i start off with a smaller model, Such as the one that fires blu-tac?
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i recommend you start with the pp9, with the lava lamp barrel silencer
gianluigi
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steve, you really are a tw@t
Steve
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wop cunt
Timbaland
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quote:
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i recommend you start with the pp9, with the lava lamp barrel silencer


No bother , Its my birthday in a few weeks so i'll just buy it then with my birthday money.

Thanks for your help.
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wop cunt


i've had enough of your constant cr@p.
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Hi mate
MoesTavern
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Can't fault you.

Wish I could get paid for pissing about mind.
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Timbaland
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Can't fault you.

Wish I could get paid for pissing about mind.


He doesnt get paid, Its voluntary.
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quote:
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Hi mate


coming out tonight mate?
gianluigi
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Hi mate


coming out tonight mate?

yeap
Steve
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gooood
gianluigi
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8.30 at the Crown?
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aye ken
Marc
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Did you tell the person taking the pics that you were going to host them for your "friends" on an car forum?
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quote:
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Did you tell the person taking the pics that you were going to host them for your "friends" on an car forum?


i did indeed
S@M
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steve,

over the last cupple of weeks ive seen alot of your threads. To be quite honest, and i dont mean to offend you, but they are a little strange. Does anyone else think this. Seems like you live on this website abit too much...
Steve
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steve,

over the last cupple of weeks ive seen alot of your threads. To be quite honest, and i dont mean to offend you, but they are a little strange. Does anyone else think this. Seems like you live on this website abit too much...


ofc im strange, you just havent been about long enough to realise this

[Edited on 11-02-2008 by Steve]
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A few more pics to enforce the fact i am indeed 'strange'






[Edited on 11-02-2008 by Steve]
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Your office is a shit tip
Steve
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imagine if i had my own place on my own

first question to ask when i start seeing someone "can you cook, wash up and use the washing machine and hoover"

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