Tommy L
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Superman dat hoe 
Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
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Matt L
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Superman dat hoe
Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
So thats what that guy was singing about.
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Lawrah
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Edited mine now..
Angry Dragon, The - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic.
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Steve
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lawrah how do you know all these 
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ed
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quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
No name but a good one
Shag a girl dogee style, pull it out and spit on her back.
She now thinks you have come, imagine the suprise on her face when she looks round and you dump your actual load in her face
That's half of the:
Strawberry Cheesecake
Spit on a girls back before you cum. She'll turn over thinking that you're done, but then you blow your load off on her face. You then smack her in the face to give her a nose bleed and then you can mix it all together with your dick for extra artistic points.
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Lawrah
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The Warewolf. . you shave your pubes and put them on the nightstand, after you blow your load all over her face you get your pubes and blow them all over her face as well giving her the image she deserves.
I can totally picture this one
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C2RL R
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monkey face tbh
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Lawrah
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Swedish Rodeo - you're nailin some skank you don't like from behind and then whisper in her ear that you have AIDS and see how long you can hang on
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Steve
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i bet you can picture that one too
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Steve
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pmsl im giggling now reading them, i need to ring my mate in a minute
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Lawrah
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Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
hahahah
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Steve
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thats a wee bit similar to afghan teabagging
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Lawrah
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Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
that is not alright..
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Steve
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ffs lawrah
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Robbo
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I think the houdini may technically constitute rape :S
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Tom
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Tuna melt in the bin please 
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Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Superman dat hoe
Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
Soldierboytellthem.com 
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corsa_chelle
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Tuna Melt
You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face...
I feel sick!!!
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Steve
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ffs we've had about 3 girls in here so far, can noone read the thread title.
and i suggest read the current list before posting more
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Tom
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Tell a girl not to do something....
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Steve
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dont suck my willy...
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Jez_B
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Heres the ones ive heard...
Elevens's - Whilst getting head, when your about to blow pull there head further down onto you and when you explode it will come out her nose, hense the elevens.
Angry Parrot - Whilst doing her doggy, stab it in her arse and she'll look back and squark.
Kendod - Whilst shes a sleep get to the point of no return, then awake her just before ejeculating on her face.
Rodeo (edit 2) - whilst going at it up the wall, say to her i slept with...last night (mum or sister always a good one aparantly) and try and ride it as she tries to get off.
There's more which i cant remember, all from Sam gough, dna23 on here
[Edited on 19-02-2008 by Jez_B]
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Steve
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Munging
Take some mates down to a cemetary. dig up a relatively fresh grave and all take turns fu*king the corpse. the person who c*ms the slowest loses and has to go down on the dead chick while the other guys jump on the corpse sending jizz, rotting insides, maggots etc into the losers face. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.
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