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alan-g-w
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14th Nov 08 at 23:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 306CORSA
you talking to me or chewing a brick


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Lynny
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Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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14th Nov 08 at 23:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heard a lot of these by jimmy carr tonight!

[Edited on 14-11-2008 by Alex_NSM]
jamez_zz
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15th Nov 08 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 306CORSA
you talking to me or chewing a brick


Either way your gunna lose some teeth
sand-eel
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15th Nov 08 at 01:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"you've got a face like a pile of smashed arses"
thats another one
dwcars1.4
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15th Nov 08 at 01:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I use those on a regular basis.


same haha
SVM 286
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15th Nov 08 at 01:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:


Shes got a face like a treble 20!


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Lawrah
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15th Nov 08 at 11:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lots of dart holes ?
Ellis
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15th Nov 08 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Face like a hacket neep
Jambo
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15th Nov 08 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a thistle

haha
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 08 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a shovel."
Lawrah
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Been ridden mare times that a Glasgow Train.
sand-eel
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15th Nov 08 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"Looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a shovel."


Hammer
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15th Nov 08 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Banter
Theham85
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15th Nov 08 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
"you've got a face like a pile of smashed arses"
thats another one


Is it not "a face like a sack of smashed arseholes"?
sand-eel
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15th Nov 08 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......GAAAAAAAAAY
am4nf
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15th Nov 08 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
face like a dug chewin a wasp

+

its like pingin a fag end up a close
am4nf
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15th Nov 08 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but face like a dug likin pish aff a thistle cracks me up
SVM 286
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3rd Feb 09 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
"you've got a face like a pile of smashed arses"
thats another one


Is it not "a face like a sack of smashed arseholes"?


Both are excellent.
corsa_godfather
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3rd Feb 09 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
seen mer baws than the council golf course
ShEp
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3rd Feb 09 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shaggin her would be like throwing a wheel barrow up the A9

SHe's a face for the radio

His face has seen a few 2nd prizes

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