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C2RL R
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24th Dec 08 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get yer coat I've got a knife.


you learn that kinda talk at school in little lever
CorsAsh
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24th Dec 08 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I went to Bolton School
Robin
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Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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24th Dec 08 at 15:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"I didn't know your mum's car had a towbar"

Or a James May style "Hello"
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24th Dec 08 at 15:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin


Or a James May style "Hello"



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8lmBAIod43Y
XSIHardy
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24th Dec 08 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get yer coat I've got a knife.


think this will be used!
any one otu tonight
Gavin
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24th Dec 08 at 17:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
quote:
Originally posted by Robin


Or a James May style "Hello"



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8lmBAIod43Y




brilliant!!

pew pew pew pewwwww
Theham85
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24th Dec 08 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get yer coat I've got a knife.


you learn that kinda talk at school in little lever



, I was gonna say "Grab yer coat, ave got a knife"


Theres always "Did you used to be a JCB in a past life?, because you can sure shift mountains with those eyes"
Shell
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24th Dec 08 at 18:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"You have got a BIG arse eh? Big curvy bum. Mmmm" - Actually happened.
Robin
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24th Dec 08 at 18:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well, if it worked for Eck, I'm going to try it.
Theham85
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
"You have got a BIG arse eh? Big curvy bum. Mmmm" - Actually happened.



What an animal
Ellis
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24th Dec 08 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The horrible one that is - "Do you come here often?"
Kurt
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24th Dec 08 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So you see, the colder the air the denser it is so you can get more of it in the same space, thus a bigger bang and more power..
Ellis
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
So you see, the colder the air the denser it is so you can get more of it in the same space, thus a bigger bang and more power..
You would surely get a ride with that
sand-eel
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24th Dec 08 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"hi i would just like to say you are fat, ugly, smell, your personality is shit and i don't want to fuck you"
antnee
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24th Dec 08 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
suck meh
All Torque
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24th Dec 08 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nosh us off, pet.
Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Well, if it worked for Eck, I'm going to try it.


Sadly that was infact Eck He was just one big compliment that weekend. I didn't like him much...
IvIarkgraham
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24th Dec 08 at 22:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
show us where you wee


or poo im not bothered
Mike
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24th Dec 08 at 22:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
So you see, the colder the air the denser it is so you can get more of it in the same space, thus a bigger bang and more power..
You would surely get a ride with that
Kurt definately wasn't that lucky
thegsi
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24th Dec 08 at 22:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I used to use:

Excuse me, were you born on a farm?
No. Why?
Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Please note: It was to make them laugh. Never worked though....
Charlton
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25th Dec 08 at 00:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im good looking, your good looking, lets gan fucking

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