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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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28th Dec 08 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A1EX: Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a chubby, take a Laxative, and bed the bitch.
















This message will self-destruct if a court require it for evidence... lol
STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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28th Dec 08 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my old foreman farted and shit himself in work one day lol

we made a number plate saying shitty pants and stuck it on his car lol
ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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28th Dec 08 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's nothing like the utter horror on someone's face when they realise that they have sharted
Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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28th Dec 08 at 13:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Same, gf is hating it

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Gaz
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28th Dec 08 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Same, gf is hating it

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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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28th Dec 08 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
A1EX: Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a chubby, take a Laxative, and bed the bitch.
















This message will self-destruct if a court require it for evidence... lol


I accept, although laxatives wont be required, an hour or so after a good workout and plenty of protein creates some beauties!
Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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28th Dec 08 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh wait, i have just read your location.

You can Buy a victim!!!
A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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28th Dec 08 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol ill quite honestly and happily say i will never touch or go near a thai woman, not for me
Aaron
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Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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28th Dec 08 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My farts were toxic on the evening of Christmas Day. My flat smelt rank.

I fart a lot, and like it....but this was just sick
Hammer
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28th Dec 08 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some of the smells that eminate from people at Christmas are fucking vile, it is not natural for someones fart to smell like a dead rat.
Tommy L
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Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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28th Dec 08 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shell
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28th Dec 08 at 16:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
I prefer to do it on my girlfriends leg when I wake up in the morning


Are you and Eck in cahoots?!

This thread made me laugh, how very wrong.
K2 GTi
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28th Dec 08 at 20:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i cupcake my missus :-)
Huwsi
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28th Dec 08 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by K2 GTi
i cupcake my missus :-)


Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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28th Dec 08 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I need to stop farting in my bed. Got up this morning and the place fucking stuck. But saying that, i probably should have took my dirty socks off too.
RossyB
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Registered: 8th Oct 07
Location: Sandbach, Cheshire
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28th Dec 08 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting
Aaron
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28th Dec 08 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by K2 GTi
i cupcake my missus :-)


Cup a Guff
Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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28th Dec 08 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RossyB
Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting
yes seen that one
Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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29th Dec 08 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
during the day I can fart for England, pretty much on demand and the misses goes mad.
Bart
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29th Dec 08 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RossyB
Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcMabso4oY&feature=related

yep, quality!!!

new series coming out Jan 15th I think

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