nik
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Ecohit-furman?
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Daveskater
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We don't get too many of these, one a month or so. Get more things through the post with "Tomorrow's energy at today's prices" written on than leaflets.
But yeah they are annoying, if I wanted a new driveway/windows/loose woman then I'd go and find them myself! 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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nik
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
We don't get too many of these, one a month or so. Get more things through the post with "Tomorrow's energy at today's prices" written on than leaflets.
But yeah they are annoying, if I wanted a new driveway/windows/loose woman then I'd go and find them myself!
Yeah all joking aside, it is seriously annoying. I'am sat here on emails etc most of the day and all I hear every 30 mins is my letterbox banging thinking it could be something semi important, then all I get is a leaflet talking about impotence (that one slipped into my back pocket  ).
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Tommy L
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Originally posted by nik
Ecohit-furman?
it roles off the tongue
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nik
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Right, new note is now in place. How long before somebody tries it? 
Might actually whack a camera in porch and record the goings ons
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A1EX
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you definately have to do that
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dannymccann
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As a kid I used to do flyer deliveries for some pocket money from the local businesses. If someone gave me it back I would just redeliver it anyway, repeat until necessary, when you are a kid youve got nothing else better to do 
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Graham88
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@ the way this thread is headed
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--DAN--
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Stopping junk mail and clearing up the immigrants 
Smack and Jodi will not be happy......
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nik
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Originally posted by dannymccann
As a kid I used to do flyer deliveries for some pocket money from the local businesses. If someone gave me it back I would just redeliver it anyway, repeat until necessary, when you are a kid youve got nothing else better to do
They might think that is funny, but the person I spoke to earlier won't be back thats for sure. At least not armed with a flyer anyway
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C2RL R
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my cousin has a sign in his porch window that say "if you post menu's, flyers etc through my door i will call your boss and tell him somebody dumped a huge pile of these fliers in the bushes by my house.....at least then you can try to get a propper job." or something along those lines. he said it worked with some people but he still gets loads of junk.
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nik
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I like that idea
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Toby
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i save all my junk mail and wait for somebody to send me something with a paid envelope or jify or whatever and bang it all in there, been doing it for a while and people start to take you off their lists
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C2RL R
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i keep getting fliers off some firm asking me if i wish to sell my house. i've got a fucking "for sale" sign stuck to the wall right above the front door....
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
Right, new note is now in place. How long before somebody tries it?
Might actually whack a camera in porch and record the goings ons
Get one of those really small cameras and stick it to the outside of the door so it looks like a peep hole thing, and when you see someone come to the door with one you can open it before they shove it through and tell them to read the sign etc  Might sound like a crazy idea, but it probably is
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Originally posted by CorsaB4ever
i save all my junk mail and wait for somebody to send me something with a paid envelope or jify or whatever and bang it all in there, been doing it for a while and people start to take you off their lists
I do this with envelopes from credit cards and the like the that I don't want Last time I stuck a thing in advertising Bennett's bike insurance, an empty M&M's packet, and by complete coincidence the receipt for said M&M's.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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--DAN--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaB4ever
i save all my junk mail and wait for somebody to send me something with a paid envelope or jify or whatever and bang it all in there, been doing it for a while and people start to take you off their lists
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nathy_87
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No double glazing
No carpet cleaning
No driveways/roofs/bla bla
No take aways
No manicures, sun tans or other beauty stuff
No estate agents
No betterware/food services etc
1. What if your windows get smashed.
2. What if you/your wife spill wine or anything that stains the carpet.
3. If your driveway starts to deteriate(sp?)
4. If you are caught short and no time for shopping or you fancy a fridy night treat.
5.Treat the lady in your life for once 
6.Want to Move house/not got time to go to Estate Agents
7.Want some funky little gadgets like a singing tin opener
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nik
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
No double glazing
No carpet cleaning
No driveways/roofs/bla bla
No take aways
No manicures, sun tans or other beauty stuff
No estate agents
No betterware/food services etc
1. What if your windows get smashed.
2. What if you/your wife spill wine or anything that stains the carpet.
3. If your driveway starts to deteriate(sp?)
4. If you are caught short and no time for shopping or you fancy a fridy night treat.
5.Treat the lady in your life for once
6.Want to Move house/not got time to go to Estate Agents
7.Want some funky little gadgets like a singing tin opener
1. Then I will get the yellow pages out.
2. Stain resistant, and I have tiled floors mainly where drinking takes place.
3. Under warranty.
4. I don't eat shitty take aways ever TBH, some of people cooking them make me ill.
5. She gets treated plenty, better than a £40 manicure
6. I wouldn't use a normal estate agent for the type of house I'm going for next, and I'd sell mine via the local one in the village.
7. I have plenty of gadgets and I wouldn't buy any shit from a catalogue.
Next
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mart08uk
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The deliverers round here take it to the next level, we have a little sticker saying "no junk mail. .. etc ..etc" so a pregnant woman posted a indian leaflet through, my father ran out gave it her back ... and she kicked off asking if we ate food. Ha!
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nik
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curry eating fat bitch.
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fir3vip3r
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i work for royal mail, and were told to deliver to you even if youve got a note on your door unfortunately.ring royal mail and ask to opt out, you wont get any junk from the royal mail that way if your bothered.
i get some proper sarcy noted on my rounds though, i read have a giggle then dump a pizza leaflet through.
its what im paid for and managers will have a go at me if i come back with loads of leaflets.
[Edited on 15-01-2009 by fir3vip3r]
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C2RL R
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them bettaware (sp) people are worse. they dump it through your door then ask for it back a week later. last time i binned it the guy told me he would have to charge me if i keep throwing them away. DON'T FUCKING POST IT THROUGH THEN!
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flybikeslee
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wait for self addressed envelopes, take a shit in one and send it back
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Twiggy
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Credit Cards?
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
wait for self addressed envelopes, take a shit in one and send it back
can you put some house bricks in a box and use the SAE/freepost address????
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