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Anty
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like fuck they only found 18k


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Bonus today lads here pocket a 10a
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tenner..lol nooooooooooo grab it all
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When they missed the Fiesta and had to chase it, they were doing like 130 and did you see the Police Range Rover start to pull out on him and the T5 slammed on?

Proper made me laugh
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makes u laugh when you see what they get charged with

9/10 nothing at all, lack of evidence etc
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I thought that Graham
I said in my head 'Wooooah' like you do when it happens to you on the motorway


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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I thought that Graham
I said in my head 'Wooooah' like you do when it happens to you on the motorway

Yeah
And your arsehole going this small >.< until the car moves out the way or you manage to miss them
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Originally posted by Planty02
i would of loved the conversation to have gone like this
police: why arent you wearing a seatbelt
guy: because im filling my car up.


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I totally nearly pissed myself at the fat cock Policeman who busted the Jamican guy. The way he sat in the drivers seat, tooted his partner then waved the bag of weed around was stupidly funny. He then arrested the guy in the back without even looking at him, and I was finished off when I found his name was PC Strain I bet doing anything other than sitting in the driver's seat would strain the fat fuck.
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I was laughing at his cheeks. He reminded me of Churchill dog!


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Exactly what my missus said Just couldn't believe he tooted his horn to get his partners' attention the lazy fuck Imagine him getting out and chasing you, wouldn't be too difficult getting away!
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they kept saying the fella in the megane, its a friggin laguna, Iplayer FTW
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I thought he was more





[Edited on 27-01-2009 by Welsh Dan]
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Watched it on lunch. Some pretty funny bits.

I like how the police lady sitting in the car with the black man who stripped said it was nice because she had some eyecandy. . .trouble is she looked like a lesbo. Bet she had to say that to stop the jibes at the station
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quote:
Originally posted by FruitBooTeR
wow people on tv with the same accent as me


I know terrible isnt it
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Watched it on lunch. Some pretty funny bits.

I like how the police lady sitting in the car with the black man who stripped said it was nice because she had some eyecandy. . .trouble is she looked like a lesbo. Bet she had to say that to stop the jibes at the station


She spoke twice and both times she made remarks to how she would like to see his big black cock

On a serious note, He was a big anrgy.......man. What would happen if he were agressive. The fat lesbien would be able to move as she is so fat, and that bloke in the passenger seat - he would have trouble arresting a 15yr old

[Edited on 27-01-2009 by richc]
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They never show this on Scottish bbc for some reason, lucky sky has the English ones.


what channel? I can't be bothered going through all the english channels
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oh FFS it was yesterday
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iplayer


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indeed
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
Exactly what my missus said Just couldn't believe he tooted his horn to get his partners' attention the lazy fuck Imagine him getting out and chasing you, wouldn't be too difficult getting away!


They're Traffic Officers, they don't have legs
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Good job he isn't a helicopter dude or the fucking thing wouldn't take off.
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why can i imagine getting the fat bloke out of the car being like the scene on family guy where brian gets peter out on a forklift truck

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