Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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If you don't like Cosmo.............
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
If you don't like Cosmo.............
....kill yourself.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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[/dies]
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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good ridance to that
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Markus
USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE
Registered: 19th Nov 07
Location: Beverley - East Yorkshire
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noobl0l: what does your face mean ?
furry: it means nothing, its a face
noobl0l: can i do stuff to your face
furry: like?
noobl0l: what would you like me to do you randy biatch
furry: if you dress up like a dolphin ill let you sit on my face
noobl0l: what if i was a hippo ?
furry: sure
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Eddie.2k
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Registered: 4th Dec 06
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Faggot: hi
blaa: you love gays?
Faggot: yes!!
blaa: i think there weird
blaa: and wrong
blaa: probably shouldnt exist
Faggot: i think you are a fucking idiot who should die in a car fire while I'm fucking your mum in the ass
Faggot: OK
blaa: she'd love that
Faggot: well I wouldnt, bc I love men
blaa: but gays guys dont usually like women to they?
Faggot: I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. FUCK YOU.
Faggot: have you ever been fucking a dude in the ass and just as you finish he accidentally shits all over your dick and the shit gets mixed with the cum and lubricant and when he notices it he's a weak little bitch and adds vomit into the substance too
blaa: its happened once or twice yes
Faggot: ok cool
Faggot: just wanted to make sure I wasn't alone
Faggot: PEACE
No offence to any gays on here
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Wrighty_1988
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Registered: 30th Jun 06
Location: South Yorkshire
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anthony: hey
Wrighty: Hi
anthony: dup
Wrighty: whats dup?
anthony: su*
anthony: nm u
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Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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zahloo: from x men?
zahloo: or just in general?
BEAST: nah just in general
zahloo: sup man
BEAST: not much, just chillin'
zahloo: word
zahloo: do much fishin?
BEAST: nah, used to, don't get time nowadays
zahloo: i see.
zahloo: time sux
zahloo: u from the uk?
BEAST: aye
BEAST: you?
zahloo: nah
zahloo: US
zahloo: enjoy life?
BEAST: sometimes
zahloo: i heard that
zahloo: i gotta go bone my wife
zahloo: laters man
BEAST: sound, give her one for me
zahloo: will do like a beast
Seemed like a nice fella 
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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Im fred
Fred: hey
Hedges: hello
Fred: who said that
Fred: your mocking me
Hedges: yes, yes i am
Fred: you hear voices too?
Hedges: twelve
Fred: oh
Fred: sorry had my headphones in
Fred: fuck that
Fred: scared me for a minute
Hedges: ha
Fred: better go check the guy im cooking in my kitchen
he logged off
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jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
Location: Elworth, Cheshire
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is it just me or is it full of wierdos? whos called what on it so we dont end up talkin to each other lmao
[Edited on 12-03-2009 by jibjob]
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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Steve: AWESOME
Awesome: Steven
Awesome: Hello
Steve: long time how are u
Awesome: long time?
Steve: u still see geoff around?
Awesome: who's geoff
Awesome: the baker?
Steve: no no that was bill, geoff is the male nurse
Awesome: oh
Awesome: last time I saw him, he was selling pepperoni out of the back of his volvo
Steve: volvo now, moved up in the world
Steve: hows the wife
Awesome: came in ice cube trays
Awesome: weird guy
Awesome: she's dead
Awesome: but I'm happier than ever
Steve: dammit, she was a good fuck though
Awesome: yeah yeah, we all know about you two
Steve: 3 
Awesome: that's why she's gone now!
Awesome: and you're next steve
Awesome: YOURE NEXT
im steve
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Sammii
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Registered: 22nd Oct 08
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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i was just talking to pedobear :O
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DannyB
Premium Member
Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Pedobear would approve of this thread.
Fo realz.
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Sammii
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Registered: 22nd Oct 08
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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lol! hes a rather strange thing  he asked me if i was a troll 
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sam_h
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Registered: 21st Feb 09
Location: Beverley, East yorkshire
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sunshine: omg nooo not pedobear
Pedobear: you're my sunshine
Pedobear: you're my moonlight
sunshine: please dont look at me pedobear
Pedobear: you're the stary skys above me
sunshine: form the bushes
Pedobear: won't you please come down and hug me
sunshine: want to lick my clit whilst fingering my anal passageway?
Pedobear: think i found love in this club tonight
Pedobear: woo ohohohohoooooo
sunshine: it will be very fun
Pedobear: i liek anal
sunshine: im gunna rip ya nipples off
Pedobear: D:
sunshine: shit on your chest
Pedobear: /
Pedobear: i do liek the scat
sunshine: fart in your mouth
Pedobear: oh yeah baby
sunshine: then you can spoon me out
Pedobear: MOAR
sunshine: you dirty f-in bear
Pedobear: you make me hard
sunshine: i wanna feel it deep in my passage
Pedobear: same
sunshine: im soo moist
Pedobear: same
sunshine: my gf wants to play
Pedobear: same
sunshine: with us too
Pedobear: same?
sunshine: bored now
Pedobear: same =/
sunshine: turned me off
sunshine: =/
Pedobear: same =[
sunshine: was fun for a while
sunshine: cs??
Pedobear: cs?
sunshine: never mind
sunshine: lol
Pedobear: 
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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i just spoke to GGlitter
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sam_h
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Registered: 21st Feb 09
Location: Beverley, East yorkshire
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blink: hihi
blink: (:
sunshine: lick me
blink: lick
sunshine: =D
sunshine: yummy
blink:
sunshine: what do i taste off?
blink: can i rub you down with baby oil
blink: peaches
sunshine: no,sunflower oil is better
blink: do you have nice boobies
sunshine: oo peaches, sexual
sunshine: i have nice moobies
blink: yuck
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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Fail Sam
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sam_h
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Registered: 21st Feb 09
Location: Beverley, East yorkshire
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wooster 
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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it's full of pokemon lovers 
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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Satan: OH FUCK!
Jesus: oh god
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Rob_Lee
Banned
Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Folkestone Drives: Nova 1.6 16v
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Corsport: hey jesus... heard you was talking to Satan?
Jesus: yup
Corsport: he's a strange fella
Jesus: he's working for us now
Corsport: So how was the crusifixion?
Jesus: meh, could have done without it
Corsport: Must have been pretty scary. Was it really the same as in life of brian?
Corsport: Wouldn't mind going to a stoning tho.. bet thats a laugh!
Jesus: the new stonings, yeah 
Corsport: Whats your favourite Monty Python?
Jesus: Life of Brian
Jesus: easy
Jesus: got it down to a T
Corsport: dunno... holy grail is pretty fucking funny
Corsport: WE ARE THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY NIII
Jesus: but shrubberys are not holy
Jesus: they are the work of the Devil
Corsport: hahaha what is the wind speed of a fully laden sparrow?
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wilson_sri
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Registered: 31st Aug 04
Location: Dunfermline Drives: Technics 1210s
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i was talking to satan aswell, he has my cube.
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