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Author People who live in Lanarkshire
a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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27th Apr 09 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
il take my chances

telling people that think they might have it not to go to work school or the doctors

mite get couple days off work
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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27th Apr 09 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was talking to one of my clients on the phone this morning, I asked him 'how's things?' he said he's got swine flu

I hope he hasn't though - I've got a meeting with him soon
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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27th Apr 09 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Doesn't matter about the injections to us, we just crush up some herbs in a bowl, eat it, sleep, next day right as rain.
Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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27th Apr 09 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by John
Lmao at telling people they only have enough flu drugs to treat half the population, good way to keep everybody calm.


Treat the english and let you lot die I say.


I'm fine with that, we have Irn Bru which is known to cure all ailments known to man.
a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
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27th Apr 09 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Doesn't matter about the injections to us, we just crush up some herbs in a bowl, smoke it, pass out, next day right as rain.
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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27th Apr 09 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Plus tbh if the amount of drink and drugs every scot puts into their body on a daily basis cant kill them then I doubt some little flu virus could.
Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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27th Apr 09 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stupid question... what does it do to you, to kill you?
John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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27th Apr 09 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Turns you into a sarcastic swine.
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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27th Apr 09 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe

Symptoms include fever, disorientation, stiffness of the joints, vomiting, and loss of consciousness ending in death

[Edited on 27-04-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
John
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27th Apr 09 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sounds like a saturday night
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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27th Apr 09 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
corsa_tomtom - LOL @ your avatar BTW.
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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27th Apr 09 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't get the avatar, unless those stickers on it say something
Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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27th Apr 09 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
RIP me.
ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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27th Apr 09 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Irn-bru will save us

You english are fucked anyway.

Was it not in England that those idiots were living with pigs? licking them a biting them,

Pig fuckers are spreading it.
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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27th Apr 09 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I don't get the avatar, unless those stickers on it say something
It's just me and a Scotland sign
dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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27th Apr 09 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I don't get the avatar, unless those stickers on it say something
It's just me and a Scotland sign


I thought it had something to do with 'fail' in the last word?

edit - and also what language is that? As far as I knew the Scottish speak English just about well enough for the rest of us to understand

[Edited on 27-04-2009 by dannymccann]
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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27th Apr 09 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Never noticed fail
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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27th Apr 09 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All cases outside Mexico have so far been treated effectively and cured.
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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27th Apr 09 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When was said picture taken?
corsa - gus
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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27th Apr 09 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I don't get the avatar, unless those stickers on it say something
It's just me and a Scotland sign


I thought it had something to do with 'fail' in the last word?

edit - and also what language is that? As far as I knew the Scottish speak English just about well enough for the rest of us to understand

[Edited on 27-04-2009 by dannymccann]


Tis gaelic, also I don't speak English well enough for anyone to understand... A yank asked me for directions on Buchanan Street the other day then stopped me mid sentence to ask if I spoke English I just called him a cheeky badger and left him standing there looking confused
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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27th Apr 09 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Typical media over reaction, I suppose the recession is getting boring now.
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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27th Apr 09 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Aye there are loads of signs with gaelic on it, I don't see the point TBH.
Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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27th Apr 09 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
their actually going to take the gaelic off the signs as people are crashing whilst trying to read them
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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27th Apr 09 at 16:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its really only small scottish islands that still use gaelic so it's a bit of a waste of money for the main land I think, but I suppose it looks less boring.
_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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27th Apr 09 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mmmm gaelic bread...

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