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Daimo B

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3rd Jun 09 at 19:54

I like this bit...

Francine, well lets face it, you do go on for 18 pages, front and back (Copyright: Friends).

Mike

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3rd Jun 09 at 19:57

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
Katie Downes. she is well short! i know she's stood a bit further back but she's on a step with shoes on and is still tiny. why the fuck am i talking about her height

She went to my school

She had 3 equally fit mates too

C2RL R

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3rd Jun 09 at 19:57

she's just a silly ugly paranoid bitch who is trying to spoil the one perk of my morning brew.

Daimo B

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3rd Jun 09 at 20:07

15 years using the internet...

I've just had my first banning

C2RL R

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3rd Jun 09 at 20:14

you barely wrote anything bad, unless she deleted your post too?

silly bint opens a discussion board then bans people who dont agree with her.

Carl

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3rd Jun 09 at 22:07

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
rhian sugden the 5th one in ? my idea of a perfect woman

I don't like her, I just get this perception that she would be a right jumped up little coke fiend type lass. I'd do her hard up the bum but I wouldn't make love to her, type bird.

MarkM

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4th Jun 09 at 08:42

I will take them all except for the borrower far left.

C2RL R

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4th Jun 09 at 08:46

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
rhian sugden the 5th one in ? my idea of a perfect woman

I don't like her, I just get this perception that she would be a right jumped up little coke fiend type lass. I'd do her hard up the bum but I wouldn't make love to her, type bird.

i have met her briefly because i know a few of her mates and she isn't like that at all. i know her older sister though and she is exactly as you said above, thinks she's great and name drops her sister all the time. i shot her right down at a party the first time i met her and made her cry ha.

Bonney

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4th Jun 09 at 15:32

I bet all the women who are against page 3 are big fat heffers anyway!

Carl

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4th Jun 09 at 16:39

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
rhian sugden the 5th one in ? my idea of a perfect woman

I don't like her, I just get this perception that she would be a right jumped up little coke fiend type lass. I'd do her hard up the bum but I wouldn't make love to her, type bird.

i have met her briefly because i know a few of her mates and she isn't like that at all. i know her older sister though and she is exactly as you said above, thinks she's great and name drops her sister all the time. i shot her right down at a party the first time i met her and made her cry ha.

I think it is because her bloke seems like a right bell end, just adds to the perception. What did you say to her sis?!

Phi

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4th Jun 09 at 16:47

there so tiny them girls!

Carl

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4th Jun 09 at 16:53

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi
there so tiny them girls!

They probably aren't big, but the picture also looks shopped to me. I know it a usual internet response but look at their waists, they all have the same effect going off, plus a tad blurry around them areas.

Phi

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4th Jun 09 at 16:55

yeah they look really skinny

C2RL R

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5th Jun 09 at 09:19

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
What did you say to her sis?!

we were round at a mutual friends house watching boxing. she wasn't actually invited and just turned up with a few people that were invited. as far as i could tell i was the only person there that she didn't know. she is the typical bleach blonde tart who is well up her own arse. i was stood behind the bar in my mates house and she walked up to me and said "drink" when i asked her to repeat it she said she doesn't have to and asked me who the fuck i am anyway. i said "i'm someone who was invited now fuck off out my face and come back with some manners and you can have a drink you bleach blonde, fake tanned, old, haggered trollop. oh and sort your roots out cocker, your natural colour is showing through!" pretty much everyone was laughing at her so she burst out in tears. she is nice to me whenever i see her now.

_Allan_

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5th Jun 09 at 09:31

told

MoesTavern

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5th Jun 09 at 09:51

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
What did you say to her sis?!

we were round at a mutual friends house watching boxing. she wasn't actually invited and just turned up with a few people that were invited. as far as i could tell i was the only person there that she didn't know. she is the typical bleach blonde tart who is well up her own arse. i was stood behind the bar in my mates house and she walked up to me and said "drink" when i asked her to repeat it she said she doesn't have to and asked me who the fuck i am anyway. i said "i'm someone who was invited now fuck off out my face and come back with some manners and you can have a drink you bleach blonde, fake tanned, old, haggered trollop. oh and sort your roots out cocker, your natural colour is showing through!" pretty much everyone was laughing at her so she burst out in tears. she is nice to me whenever i see her now.

You didn't really say all that though did you?

Carl

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5th Jun 09 at 10:00

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
What did you say to her sis?!

we were round at a mutual friends house watching boxing. she wasn't actually invited and just turned up with a few people that were invited. as far as i could tell i was the only person there that she didn't know. she is the typical bleach blonde tart who is well up her own arse. i was stood behind the bar in my mates house and she walked up to me and said "drink" when i asked her to repeat it she said she doesn't have to and asked me who the fuck i am anyway. i said "i'm someone who was invited now fuck off out my face and come back with some manners and you can have a drink you bleach blonde, fake tanned, old, haggered trollop. oh and sort your roots out cocker, your natural colour is showing through!" pretty much everyone was laughing at her so she burst out in tears. she is nice to me whenever i see her now.

Just no need is there, quite clearly a cunt.

Daimo B

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5th Jun 09 at 12:08

Every need. Quality comeback.

I'd have said something similar.

C2RL R

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5th Jun 09 at 12:24

was he aiming that at me? i thought he was talking about her

Carl

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5th Jun 09 at 12:25

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
was he aiming that at me? i thought he was talking about her

I was talking about her.

richc

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5th Jun 09 at 12:28

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
rhian sugden the 5th one in ? my idea of a perfect woman

wayyyyy to skinny

_Allan_

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5th Jun 09 at 12:29

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
was he aiming that at me? i thought he was talking about her

I was talking about her.

I thought so as well but Carl is a badger