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LukeS
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4th Jun 09 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah thats why im getting more than you
l15ter
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quote:
Originally posted by Sowden1991
Yeah thats why im getting more than you


animals do not count
LukeS
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Lol your funny
Do fat women count
LukeS
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im only having the one but she's that big im still getting more
l15ter
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fat women do count

there willing to do more stuff
LukeS
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Haha more cushion for the pussing
l15ter
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i sooner go for someone with a nice set of ribs rather than a nice set of love handles
LukeS
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MatthewR
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If im out on the beers, when that first piss comes round i try n hold it in for as long as possible, seems to stop me needing to go every 5mins afterwards
Wrighty
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1st piss kills ya
l15ter
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quote:
Originally posted by Wrighty
1st piss kills ya


STI
morpheus22
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its called breaking the seal round my way
mantamark
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The Golden Seal.

Try not to break it for as long as possible.
Fraser Young
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quote:
Originally posted by noshua
that's because the human stomach can only hold 1.5L

edit; that's why you can't drink 3 pints without needing a piss

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by noshua]


No it's not!

It's because the alcohol suppresses a hormone called ADH that normally encourages the kidneys to concentrate urine. ADH is high at night for example, so you dont need to go as often overnight and you have concentrated urine in the morning.

The alcohol suppresses this hormone, giving you large volumes of unconcentrated urine -hence the light colour. This is also the main mechanism that alcohol dehydrates the body -hence, a hangover.
C2RL R
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so if i were to drink loads of pints of water then go for a piss i could then drink a load more without pissing every 10 mins?
LukeS
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Thats what he's saying yes
C2RL R
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yeah thanks
John
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I can't, water is the same for me i've got pisser problems.
C2RL R
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what a pisser
LukeS
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Lol!
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I can't, water is the same for me i've got pisser problems.


I've just had a brainwave John, maybe it's because you have a tiny penis?
Fraser Young
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Re Drinking Water

Not really, any increase in liquid beyond what the body will need will cause a suppression of hormone and increase in excretion e.g. in the case of drinking lots of water.

Though with water you will only pass the excess your ody does not need. And you will remain well hydrated. Alcohol has a drug like effect and causes a greater excretion than intake hence the dehydration effect.

No easy way around it short of not drinking!
sampayne21
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quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
I call it FFP... First Fatal Piss.




same as here
Ellis
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I can usually last long into the night before the first one, after that it's curtains - spend the rest of the night at the piss pot
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Fraser Young
No easy way around it short of not drinking!


6 pints a day keeps the doctor away

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