Markus
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Registered: 19th Nov 07
Location: Beverley - East Yorkshire
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" did you know phill mitchell is an alcoholic "
watching tv isnt a good idea
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Awooooga
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
Only one way to find out
One of my mates actually stopped during sex (with a fat bird) and said, "I can see my house from up here."
Please tell me you know thats from billy connely?
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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quote: Originally posted by S@M
ive offered the bird £20 to do 'ass to mouth before'
unfortunatly it didnt work!
nearly pissed myself when i read that
That with your current?
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
What, arse to mouth?
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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You were good, but i was amazing
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by Dom
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You were good, but i was amazing
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
got a full on slap from my bitch of a northampton ex for that exact same one
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by Dom
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though
wierd how?
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You were good, but i was amazing
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
got a full on slap from my bitch of a northampton ex for that exact same one
FLOL
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Hi5 tommy!
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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"Your almost as good as your sister"
^ true story too, my name was dirt in their household after that!
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Turned and shouted "Whos next?"
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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"you can go back to school now"
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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quote: Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
That would mean it'd go down VERY well
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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quote: Originally posted by am4nf
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by Dom
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though
wierd how?
That'd make me sick if a bird done that...
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corsa - gus
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by JayM
quote: Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
That would mean it'd go down VERY well
That she does, hopefully shes not too well practised
I can say that because I know she isnt at
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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quote: Originally posted by JayM
quote: Originally posted by am4nf
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by Dom
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)
Not that keen tbh :/
What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though
wierd how?
That'd make me sick if a bird done that...
Proper lady! Just dont kiss her afterwards.
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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quote: Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk
You faggot, your sig is just a front!
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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quote: Originally posted by DizzyRebel
quote: Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk
You faggot, your sig is just a front!
i'l try anything once but not that, i'l tel you what, let me fuck your ass with a dildo n see if you'll suck it afterwards
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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quote: Originally posted by cb87
quote: Originally posted by DizzyRebel
quote: Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk
You faggot, your sig is just a front!
i'l try anything once but not that, i'l tel you what, let me fuck your ass with a dildo n see if you'll suck it afterwards
Mate thats a different thing entirely, i wouldnt eat my own poo! But if a bird wanted to clean me off after i gave her a good bumming then shes just being a proper lady and i have no problem with that!
As for you wanting to do stuff to me, id prefer it if you didnt bring your fantasies into this conversation!
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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This is so wrong
Chloe stop asking people to bum them with a dildo, its just not nice
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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well stop talking about fucking girls arses then putting your cock in their mouths its not nice
and i was only using that as an example, fucking guys arses is just wrong
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