Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Hardly an effort, if you're that desperate for a shag look for the fat bird standing outside a club at closing time texting on her phone trying to look popular.
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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I didnt even know what it was until i open the pic 
Danny seemed to know about it tho 
And fucking lol if your mum went to empty the dishwasher!
There seems to be some sort of white rubbery substance all over my dishes
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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tbh though I wouldnt mind a go of one
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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Just had a thought, anyone remember the kid selling wheels with a penis enlarger in his ebay feedback list?
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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that was funny
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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Now that was a fail
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Google has helped me understand what on earth a flesh light was
Quite funny actually, I couldn't use one I would giggle too much
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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I thought a flesh light was one of those contraptions that shows up bodily fluids on surfaces etc?
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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I always try to learn something new everyday.
Thank you CorsaSport
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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Fail thread my ass, this is one of those special threads where everyone learns something new
It's full of win
Anyway how much does one of the bad boys cost
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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FLOL WHAT A THREAD!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Mine cost me £54.99.
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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id rather fuck that than the fat loner bird outside the club at the end of the night
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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Do you buy a snug fit or one you grow into? Bit of a dilemma.
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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tbh id rather fuck that than a proper skank outside of a night club, surely thats worse?
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by ssj_kakarot
tbh id rather fuck that than a proper skank outside of a night club, surely thats worse?
But you don't pay to fuck the skank outside of a night club 
Just pull a ugly bird 
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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Ugly birds need loving too.
Plus there easy.
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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I think the pros outweigh the cons
It's re usable
Fits in the dishwasher
You can do what you want to it
It won't say no
And there no combacks like pregnancy or aids
One payment and you need to never leave the house again
This is the future
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
I think the pros outweigh the cons
It's re usable
Fits in the dishwasher
You can do what you want to it
It won't say no
And there no combacks like pregnancy or aids
One payment and you need to never leave the house again
This is the future
sounds good go for it
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
And fucking lol if your mum went to empty the dishwasher!
PMSL
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Fleshlights are the future.
I'd prefer one of those rubber fannies moulded from a famous porn star.
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
And fucking lol if your mum went to empty the dishwasher!
PMSL
Just cleaning my torch mum
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Ben-B
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Registered: 28th Jul 08
Location: the lovely Nottingham
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im in college reading this thread, i made quite a tit of myself as i started roaring with laughter
thank you corsasport.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Fleshlights are the future.
I'd prefer one of those rubber fannies moulded from a famous porn star.
It would be like throwing a pencil down the Grand Canyon.
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Aye, you might aswell fuck a welly.
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