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Cosmo
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15th Jul 09 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tbh if its in their job description then its in there.
mwg
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15th Jul 09 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tea, coffee or hot chocolate...

I'd frigging hate having to do it!
mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
They have to make tea I cannot believe that kind of shit. Do you think the Americans have the same? Have people coming around shovelling French fries into the workers mouths.


ah you see I manage to put the cup to my mouth on my own and everything
Ojc
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Shit, how do you complete that trifecta of anachronous degradation? Do they operate a rickshaw of an evening?
mwg
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15th Jul 09 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well once we finish work they run us home and cook our tea for us too. its a grand life
Mad Moe
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15th Jul 09 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Every company I have ever worked for in the past has had a tea lady
Ben G
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our ''office'' politics are very bad.

people won't do a job if it's above their pay grade (we have grades 2, 3 and 4 and grade 3 gets 20 quid more than 2 a week, grade 4 gets 20 quid more than 3).

then people argue about why a grade 3 is on a grade 2 job, or why a grade 2 is helping a grade 3 by doing his job.

gets really annoying at times, but also really funny.
corsa-sxi
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15th Jul 09 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

we are pretty chilled in the office,but it can get heated, with regards to teas, we have a new itchen so everyone makes their own or go to the free drinks machine...

every1 chips in to do each others work in the dept, but there are some people who occasionally do nothing and get others to do it for them
Kurt
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15th Jul 09 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I baby sit 10 mechanics.. It's not so much politics more abuse and arguments
it's like working on a psychiatric ward, they all have split personalities..

Regarding brews though it's just whoever can be bothered. It's a bit too hot in our offices ATM though
J da Silva
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15th Jul 09 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
it never ends with women does it? I give up


You want to employ close to 50 women then, its a fucking nightmare


I employ 14, I'll pass on 50 thanks, Why can't people be as easygoing as I am? If I pop into work and people are busy, I just stick the kettle on and makes the drinks, it's not a life threatening task is it really?
CorsAsh
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15th Jul 09 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I make them drink tea at work. With milk in. And they make it themselves.

But yes, office politics features heavily in a very competitive environment like ours.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
I employ 14, I'll pass on 50 thanks, Why can't people be as easygoing as I am? If I pop into work and people are busy, I just stick the kettle on and makes the drinks, it's not a life threatening task is it really?


Thats exactly how I am.

If someone is busy when I go in and Im not, I'll put the kettle on (or more often than not nip to Starbucks). If Im busy and they arent I'll ask if they can stick it on.

Not a big job.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I make them drink tea at work. With milk in. And they make it themselves.

But yes, office politics features heavily in a very competitive environment like ours.


I bet you lot have some sort of strict german time schedule where one of you makes it, the next dunks the tea bag 3 times, the next bins it, then milk, etc.
J da Silva
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Yes, I'm usually the one who writes all the orders down, nips to subway, comes back, dine with the workers, then tell them all off for underachieving and then go play golf or play with the scooby.
Cosmo
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Originally posted by J da Silva
Yes, I'm usually the one who writes all the orders down, nips to subway, comes back, dine with the workers, then tell them all off for underachieving and then go play golf or play with the scooby.




That sounds familiar, be nice by getting the lunch, then lay the law down and leave with them all hating you!
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I make them drink tea at work. With milk in. And they make it themselves.

But yes, office politics features heavily in a very competitive environment like ours.


I bet you lot have some sort of strict german time schedule where one of you makes it, the next dunks the tea bag 3 times, the next bins it, then milk, etc.
There is fuck all time schedule where I work tbh.
Kurt
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15th Jul 09 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No german efficieny
Danny P
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I've just been a temporary promotion at work, and been put in charge of another office as they are behinfd with work. This department is merging with my normall office and everything needs to be up to date. They are about 2 months behind, and I have 3 weeks to get it sorted.

I've been put in charge of 8, 50ish year old women. Half of them are being made redundant due to the merge, and they fucking hate me.

If I manage 3 weeks without chinning one of them it will be a huge accomplishment.
J da Silva
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15th Jul 09 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me and my friends made a term called 'Give them the hairy side' which means give them a backhanded slap with the hairy side of your forearm. Do it Danny! Do it!
Danny P
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I like the sound of that
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
I've just been a temporary promotion at work


Put in charge of making the teas - good on you mate
andy1868
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
No german efficieny


there was til Ash started working there, he's bringing the place down from the inside
mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
I've just been a temporary promotion at work, and been put in charge of another office as they are behinfd with work. This department is merging with my normall office and everything needs to be up to date. They are about 2 months behind, and I have 3 weeks to get it sorted.

I've been put in charge of 8, 50ish year old women. Half of them are being made redundant due to the merge, and they fucking hate me.

If I manage 3 weeks without chinning one of them it will be a huge accomplishment.


good luck!
mwg
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16th Jul 09 at 07:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Roll on 10am BTW

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