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Bonney

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14th Aug 09 at 18:57

quote:
Originally posted by Liam B
Copper grease? WD40? Vaseline?

Only works with the squeeking of tight arses that.

C2RL R

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Registered: 28th Mar 02
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14th Aug 09 at 19:04

heard on the radio the other day how to check if you have worms. apparently you shoud stick a piece of cellotape over your balloon knot before bed. then check it in the morning for eggs. pretty rank tbh...

SportBoy

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14th Aug 09 at 19:06

fill it with fizzy sweets and cola?

Benkid

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14th Aug 09 at 19:06

I find a finger with long nail on the outside of the trouser is the best solution, never inside the trouser or you'll feel the clammy bit, smell your finger, realise it smells, wash it, then smell it again and notice it still smells and will not be able to get rid of the smell for the rest of the day (it's psychological)

HINT-be sure to check nobody is looking or they will probably mock you and call you names such as
-Homo
-Smelly finger
-Brown finger
-the gay guy at work who fingers himself
-Fingerbum
-JayZ
etc...

Alternatively, I find if your seated in an office/car/bed etc you can discreetly squirm from side to side to releave any itchiness that may be occurent on your balloon knot.
Hope this hels and best of luck with your irrative sphynchtor.

Twiggy

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14th Aug 09 at 20:01

sudocreme for baby bottoms....

Does the job for me! Just dont stick ya finger in, just apply to ring area.

Theham85

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Registered: 29th Nov 06
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14th Aug 09 at 21:24

Sometimes I burn any remnants off with a mig welder

Cosmo

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14th Aug 09 at 22:56

quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
I find a finger with long nail on the outside of the trouser is the best solution, never inside the trouser or you'll feel the clammy bit, smell your finger, realise it smells, wash it, then smell it again and notice it still smells and will not be able to get rid of the smell for the rest of the day (it's psychological)

HINT-be sure to check nobody is looking or they will probably mock you and call you names such as
-Homo
-Smelly finger
-Brown finger
-the gay guy at work who fingers himself
-Fingerbum
-JayZ
etc...

Alternatively, I find if your seated in an office/car/bed etc you can discreetly squirm from side to side to releave any itchiness that may be occurent on your balloon knot.
Hope this hels and best of luck with your irrative sphynchtor.

You've obviously thought too much about this - this worries me.

J da Silva

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14th Aug 09 at 22:59

Best thing to rub on your ringpiece is matanium.

Theham85

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14th Aug 09 at 23:16

A good idea is maybe to get one of your mates to tape a brillo pad to his cock and get him to see if he can sort the problem out

DaveyLC

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14th Aug 09 at 23:18

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Wash it more often.

+1

Wash you filthy pikey!

Scotty_B

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Registered: 11th Jun 03
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15th Aug 09 at 10:10

Lesson learned - Don't shave your asshole as it itches.

jamied

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15th Aug 09 at 23:04

get off cs and goto a doctors?

CorsAsh

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15th Aug 09 at 23:07

Have your girlfriend insert a prickly pear into you?

K17STY

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15th Aug 09 at 23:42

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Have your girlfriend insert a prickly pear into you?

You can fuck right off, if you ever have this problem dont come to me with it!

CorsAsh

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16th Aug 09 at 00:21

I'll just yacht across your living room carpet without any pants on. xxx

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txFh0FOcuU4

[Edited on 16-08-2009 by CorsAsh]

DannyB

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16th Aug 09 at 00:41

OMG I just lolled so loud

K17STY

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16th Aug 09 at 00:49

Griffin did that across the stairs once when he was little, i couldnt decide between

ing or being sick.

DannyB

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16th Aug 09 at 00:50

My dog does that, amuses me greatly.

nathy_87

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16th Aug 09 at 10:32

At the same time its funny and worrying

SVM 286

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16th Aug 09 at 14:10

Someone's spoiling for an arse race.

Andy Stocker

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16th Aug 09 at 14:22

Itchy butt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Du5oBtohw&feature=fvw

CorsAsh

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16th Aug 09 at 14:26

This makes me LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRWRSfcDuQ

CorsAsh

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16th Aug 09 at 14:28

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
Griffin did that across the stairs once when he was little, i couldnt decide between ing or being sick.

And if I did it?

Andy Stocker

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16th Aug 09 at 14:29

Cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2EtLHVoiI&NR=1

CorsAsh

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16th Aug 09 at 14:33

This is cuter Andy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvu1AOlWHmI

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