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sc0ott
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20th Aug 09 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
what do you call a guy with a car on his head?

Jack


What do you call a lad with his car on the deck and an axle stand in the petrol tank?


Jean claude van damme?
Bissmire
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
what do you call a girl with tiles on her head


RUTH

what do you call a man with a spade on his head

DOUG



What do you call a man with no spade in his head?

DOUGLAS
sc0ott
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what do you call a man whos just lost his dog?

douglas
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Originally posted by sc0ott
what do you call a man whos just lost his dog?

douglas


tim westwood unless you know anyone else who pronpunces it doug/dawg
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What do you call a man in a bush?

Russel
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quote:
Originally posted by Bizzle...
What do you call a black man in a bush?

Russell latapy
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20th Aug 09 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
what do you call a man whos just lost his dog?

douglas


tim westwood unless you know anyone else who pronpunces it doug/dawg


Dog = dug in Scotland.
sc0ott
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or dohg (d'oh'g)
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20th Aug 09 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
what do you call a man whos just lost his dog?

douglas


tim westwood unless you know anyone else who pronpunces it doug/dawg


Dog = dug in Scotland.

dog= dag in pikey. . .
SVM 286
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20th Aug 09 at 18:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
As its summer and me being the big kid.i thought i would join in with the polish kids next door in the water fight.as soon as that kettles boiled im out there!

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