gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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seem a few people have all 3 and they havent emploded yet just a bit wiffy
[Edited on 25-08-2009 by gavin18787]
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Richardhhha
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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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lol if you like liqurice then eat a pack of pontifrac cakes and you'll be shitting like a gooden
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
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Eat as many grapes as you can. Boom.
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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J da Silva
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quote: Originally posted by ajscorsa
ok so preferably solutions which won't cause ring sting please!
Guzzle 2/3 pints of water, have a laxative, and remain in a stretched position until the party kicks off.
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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ok had some laxatives last night, the packet said take 1 before bed so I took 2. so woke up this morning with a sore stomach, but no POO!!!!!!!!
so tonight after work its drastic measures, gonna raid tesco's for laxatives fruit, fresh oranges etc. just sit on the bog and eat / drink as much as a can
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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just down loads of booze until you are sick and let it come out the wrong end
[Edited on 26-08-2009 by Ben G]
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
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maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far
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Shell
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Enema?
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by ajscorsa
ok had some laxatives last night, the packet said take 1 before bed so I took 2. so woke up this morning with a sore stomach, but no POO!!!!!!!!
so tonight after work its drastic measures, gonna raid tesco's for laxatives fruit, fresh oranges etc. just sit on the bog and eat / drink as much as a can
If you're really struggling, that last thing i'd do is eat more.
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
Enema?
deff no.
Damm it I forgot about that butt plug. that explains it
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Ryan_G1
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Registered: 29th Aug 05
Location: East Ayrshire
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quote: Originally posted by a_j_mair
maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
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any update?
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
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Colonic Irrigation FTW
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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If you aint been since sunday, thats going to be one mother of a shit. Burst ring for sure!
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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Laxative suppositories. I think that's spelt right.
Or perhaps get someone to bum you.
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corsa_paz
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Registered: 5th Mar 04
Location: Midlands
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i think your just full of 'shit'
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Craig P
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quote: Originally posted by a_j_mair
maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far
Legend!
EDIT - Go to the doctor's they have some "shit" hot poo'ing good's!
[Edited on 28-08-2009 by Craig P]
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
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went to doc's got sorted out. arse is stinging like fook still, been shitting all day on and off.
fucking smelly ones too
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Craig P
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Registered: 9th Mar 08
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quote: Originally posted by ajscorsa
went to doc's got sorted out. arse is stinging like fook still, been shitting all day on and off.
fucking smelly ones too
What was the stuff they gave you called?As my Dad some some real good stuff once!
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N16K
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Registered: 4th Oct 04
Location: Belfast, NI Drives: Corsa D SRi, Tuned Cooper S, B
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try prune juice, it tastes rank but it will do the job.
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Milk of Magnesia, a tea spoon of that and you tend to end up living in the toilet.
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BlueCorsa
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Registered: 14th Jan 04
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