sc0ott
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Anchorman - has to be the best film i know of with the funniest quotes.
Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Champ Kind
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
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FruitBooTeR
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What was that? You called me a bitch didnt u?.....How about I take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty
Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me.
You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
You ever have your shit pushed in man?
Ohhhhhh yeah, I've had my... AGH!!!! SHIT pushed in man!!!!
...BIG TIME, BRO
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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Hi I'm Ricky Bobby
If you don't chew Big Red then,
FUCK YOU
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andy1868
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ace ventura is a haven for quotable lines:
roger prodacter: you came very highly recommended by martha metts
ace ventura: martha metts, martha metts? oh yeah the bitch
roger: what?
ace ventura: Pikinise, hyperactive, lost in highland park area. She was half dead when I found her
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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He found captain winkie
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Benkid
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there"
[Edited on 28-09-2009 by Shelley]
Ha Ha, i was going to request the path of righteosness because i didn't know it, is that the whole thing?
Whats the retail on one of those?
More than you can afford pal, its a Ferrari.
Smoke him.
You could do about 10 pages on just fast and furious quotes 
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d4za
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Registered: 18th Oct 06
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"How tall are you, Private?" "Sir, five foot nine, Sir" "Five foot Nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"Your days of finger-banging Mary-Jane Rottencrotch, are over"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. this is for fighting, this is for fun"
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Ellis
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Location: Aberdeenshire
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"Like a glove"
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Seany
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Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
He found captain winkie
ace ventura
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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pullover, no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing
just when i thought you couldn't get any stupider you go and pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself
here have this spare pair, my hands are kinda sweaty
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Tomnova16
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"Its for washing your backside roight"
flat out like a lizard drinkin
what did he just say, He wants to know if he can eat em
is he enjoying that, "nah needs garlic"
"if mick wants his clothes back he can go down and get em his bloody self
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Ellis
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Annnd yooou must be the monopoly guy...
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Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
[Edited on 28-09-2009 by Shelley]
Ha Ha, i was going to request the path of righteosness because i didn't know it, is that the whole thing?
Nah, that's the end of his big rant haha.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
Annnd yooou must be the monopoly guy...
do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars
Greenwold hit the lights, the switch on the wall beside you, go for it...... Flick it quick, Alrighty then shall we go to jail,(biting motion to guard)
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alan-g-w
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'Facking Norvern monkeys.'
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Marc
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Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
[Edited on 28-09-2009 by Marc]
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Tomnova16
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
[Edited on 28-09-2009 by Marc]
last bit was that mexican woman in resident evil but what was the first from
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Seany
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ghost busters
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Marc
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It was Aliens not Resident Evil 
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flybikeslee
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
"you embarras me"
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sc0ott
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Try Fat Burger from now on. You can get yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95 faggot
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K3 VMU
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i ve said it before....... and i m gonna say it again....... there aint no way-nnnnnnno wayyyyyy , that you could come from my loins. I m going home and kicking mamma in the butt.
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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by d4za
"How tall are you, Private?" "Sir, five foot nine, Sir" "Five foot Nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"Your days of finger-banging Mary-Jane Rottencrotch, are over"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. this is for fighting, this is for fun"
What film is this off, i was watching a film half way through and it mentioned the above. Was a good film of what i can remember of it i fell asleep and missed it. 
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will_doyle
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People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old
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Seany
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote:
Originally posted by d4za
"How tall are you, Private?" "Sir, five foot nine, Sir" "Five foot Nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"Your days of finger-banging Mary-Jane Rottencrotch, are over"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. this is for fighting, this is for fun"
What film is this off, i was watching a film half way through and it mentioned the above. Was a good film of what i can remember of it i fell asleep and missed it.
full metal jacket
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