jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
"get your coat, I've got a knife"
thats brilliant
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inliner04
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Registered: 23rd Mar 09
Location: Orpington, Greater London
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We are gonna have sex tonight. . .do you know why?
Because im stronger than you. . .
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Crana
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Registered: 20th Jan 09
Location: Newcastle
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quote: Originally posted by inliner04
We are gonna have sex tonight. . .do you know why?
Because im stronger than you. . .
lol
'Dose this rag smell like chloroform to you?'
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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"Hello there, wow! You only look about 20.....
stone!"
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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How much do you charge!?
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Corsa_Quadz
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Registered: 24th Feb 08
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**Walks over to Girl**
Excuse me feel this...(Pointing to t-shirt)
Girl reaches out and touches tshirt,
Is this boyfriend material??
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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can i see your tampon.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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'I bet you a pound I can move your tits without touching them.'
*rubs tits up and down*
'best quid I've ever spent'
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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quote: Originally posted by pip308
'I bet you a pound I can move your tits without touching them.'
*rubs tits up and down*
'best quid I've ever spent'
classic
you can turn me on anytime..
just like a light switch
have you been sent from heaven?
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Baskey
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Registered: 31st May 06
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Do you like chicken??????
Well suck on this its fowl
[Edited on 29-09-2009 by Baskey]
[Edited on 29-09-2009 by Baskey]
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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want to come bck to mine for a pizza and a fuck?
no? dont you like pizza?
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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So you like fruit love? Well suck on this, it's a peach!
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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quote: Originally posted by Ste W
"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"
thats fucking ace
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote: Originally posted by MatthewR
quote: Originally posted by Ste W
"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"
thats fucking ace
Yeah it is. Would be lost on half of them though.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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When I saw you I got this funny feeling in my stomach, I'm either in love with you or very hungry. We should go for dinner to find out.
Nuts magazine.
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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This thread is awesome
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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If you were a burger at Mc Donalds
You'd be a McGorgeous
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote: Originally posted by MatthewR
If you were a burger at Mc Donalds
You'd be a McGorgeous
I tried this but got it all wrong and used Burger King.
I called her a double whopper, she was a big lass an all
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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PMSL
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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some of these are funny as hell
you remind me of a parking ticket
because you got fine written all over you
is your dad a pro theif?
because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
are you a pro athelete?
because you been running through my mind all night
[Edited on 30-09-2009 by MarkSport]
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Top one is amusing
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Laura
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Leven, Fife
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ten ton penguin
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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quote: Originally posted by 12vStig
*beckon lass over with finger*
"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"
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Corsa_Quadz
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Registered: 24th Feb 08
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Do you like chocolate??
Well pull your pants down and ill give you a boost!
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