Adam C
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Looking through some old family photo's with my sister, and coming across my parents photo's of there recent trip to amsterdam.
Just the image of my Mum stood next to a giant penis has scared me for life
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by Green Thing
Looking through some old family photo's with my sister, and coming across my parents photo's of there recent trip to amsterdam.
Just the image of my Mum stood next to a giant penis has scared me for life
You really shouldn't be so disrespectful to your Dad like that.
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DC90
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My old man went nuts at me once because for a week I kept him and my mum up because I was shagging. I can't stand hearing my old man talk about sex.
When I was 14 he also told me about all his sex experience including him fucking his babysitter when he was 15!
On another note, my ex gf used to always show me through her mums drawer full of sex toys, and once found a gay porn mag in her dads briefcase 
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Chris x
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OMFG!
I love this thread!
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Jamie-C
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My dad and my uncle said they were going to spit roast my mum thinking I didn't know what it meant and I was sitting there right beside him on the sofa
Another time was when we were at our caravan, I said to my dad the walls were making noises last night  , he brings it up about a month later to tell his brother and says he was shagging my mum
Scarred for life 
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Adam C
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Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by Green Thing
Looking through some old family photo's with my sister, and coming across my parents photo's of there recent trip to amsterdam.
Just the image of my Mum stood next to a giant penis has scared me for life
You really shouldn't be so disrespectful to your Dad like that.
I'd rather it was him tbh, actually no that just brings back more bad memories of the other pictures
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Anty
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Originally posted by Green Thing
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Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by Green Thing
Looking through some old family photo's with my sister, and coming across my parents photo's of there recent trip to amsterdam.
Just the image of my Mum stood next to a giant penis has scared me for life
You really shouldn't be so disrespectful to your Dad like that.
I'd rather it was him tbh, actually no that just brings back more bad memories of the other pictures
photobucket 
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mark_gsi
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this thread just reminds me of kevin and perry go large
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Matt L
not said just what i have seen .
dads 50th birthday party, one of his friends decided it would be a good idea to buy him some of those necklace sweet thong things, he put it on (over his clothes) and now the point that i will have to drink to supress again tonight.... mum went down to eat some of them.
*runs off to vomit again*
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by Matt L]
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Pip308
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if my dad know im shagging, he'll call out up the stairs "go on son, give her one for me" which is off putting.
amd when mum redecorated my room while i was away she was like "your porn is now is this draw, your dads borrowed "chicks gone wild" "
Phil
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John
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I'd have slapped your mum for not knowing the difference between a draw and a drawer.
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Hammer
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I keep my porn dvd's in my sock drawer, my maws yet to comment when she puts my washed socks back in. I'd ask her if she wants a loan of them tbh.
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Pip308
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Originally posted by John
I'd have slapped your mum for not knowing the difference between a draw and a drawer.
sorry officer
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GF-91
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How'd today go SetH?
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Natz
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I walked in on my parents! oh, and probably that my brother was planned!
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taylorboosh
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when i was 14 i used to keep my porn mags in a shoe box at wardrope bottom, had loads (made had a beard and could get served, every1 else got drink and i got porn :cool anyway they where all jizzed up as its easier to close the mag and forget about it when your 14, then 1 day i came in and all where sorted neatly in a pile lmao still never been mentioned.
also i used to wank onto tissue then throw it out my window, then 1 day my mam asks me if i have had a cold, then points to the bush outside my room with loads of bog roll in it
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john
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SetH
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ROFL @ John
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A1EX
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Parents were over nextdoor neighbours house who happened to have been good family friends for many years, i was friends with their kids etc...Anyways it was a 40th birthday party or somet like that, i was about 14 at the time i reckon and their kids a year or so younger than me. We had been playing playstation over my place, decide we'd go over neighbours house to see what was going on, walk through the front door and into the neighbours lounge and the wifes (my mum and neighbours missus etc) were giving lapdances totally pissed up to the other halves!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally scarred me for life, im now unable to enjoy the pleasures of lap dances and strip clubs.
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Sunz
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Got out of the shower, about 13, towel wrapped around my waist, mum come in to use the toilet and said "your bigger then your father all ready" was just like a wth omg :/ moment.
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Sunz
Got out of the shower, about 13, towel wrapped around my waist, mum come in to use the toilet and said "your bigger then your father all ready" was just like a wth omg :/ moment.
OMG thats sooooooooooo wrong!
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richc
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Originally posted by Sunz
Got out of the shower, about 13, towel wrapped around my waist, mum come in to use the toilet and said "your bigger then your father all ready" was just like a wth omg :/ moment.
So do you have a big cock or has your dad got a little one?
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mart08uk
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Originally posted by Sunz
Got out of the shower, about 13, towel wrapped around my waist, mum come in to use the toilet and said "your bigger then your father all ready" was just like a wth omg :/ moment.
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Root
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Originally posted by Sunz
Got out of the shower, about 13, towel wrapped around my waist, mum come in to use the toilet and said "your bigger then your father all ready" was just like a wth omg :/ moment.
lol, reminds me of same story.
Was on holiday in Turkey and had to wear some ridiculously tight shorts and she said something similar and...it's not right
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