gavin18787
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Lets just hope no one reads this before breaking in 
I dont really have anything  Biro pen 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I have a choice of 3 longbows a crossbow 2 pistols and 2 rifles
and 5 years in prison 
I've got firearms in the house (legally I must add) but I would never use them to threaten let alone fire at an intruder because I'll be the one that ends up doing time!
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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bars out of an old cot  and a couple of j2o glasses
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Hammer
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Not one person with knives and swords are going to use them, behave
You want something that would normally lying under your bed and will knock the fucker out, not kill them.
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jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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unscrew the chin up bar, job done
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fir3vip3r
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Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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most people in this thread are going down for a long time if they use any of the stuff mentioned...
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jonnysri
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
most people in this thread are going down for a long time if they use any of the stuff mentioned...
agreed with the knives.but defending your own property is something anyone would do. seems a fucking disgrace that the gutless piece of shit could sue you for assault in your own home
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Can you not shoot people on your own land if your gun is legal?
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jonnysri
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yeah thats probably true. but for the vast majority of british home owners, they wont have a gun
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Can you not shoot people on your own land if your gun is legal?
All depends on circumstances. But tbh you would more than likely be fucked.
Tbh if I had a gun...unless it was literally life or death situation I wouldn't even pick it up.
[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Ben J]
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John
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The gun would be your last hope after you pulled a police warrant card out, especially when they found out you do it gratis.
I just find not living in the ghetto helps
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J da Silva
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I have an inflatable Undertaker doll that I just stand at the top of the stairs, easy peasy.
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Dom
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Use to have an axe behind the bed, but don't bother anymore as you're likely to end up inside for a few years even if it was self denfence.
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fir3vip3r
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Can you not shoot people on your own land if your gun is legal?
if you had it for protection... nope....
same goes with most weapons, if you happen to pick up say a baseball bat from your sports equipment closet you should be ok..
if theres a baseball bat under your bed and you have it there for protection, youll most likely get done
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Callum
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Registered: 17th Dec 08
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I have an old golf club behind my bed. I dont know if id use it, il wait to see if I get robbed.
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Can you not shoot people on your own land if your gun is legal?
if you had it for protection... nope....
same goes with most weapons, if you happen to pick up say a baseball bat from your sports equipment closet you should be ok..
if theres a baseball bat under your bed and you have it there for protection, youll most likely get done
With bats, it best to keep a few balls around otherwise you'll get done for using it as a weapon. Likewise with golf clubs.
To be honest, you have to be pretty careful what you have around for self defence - can't have blades larger than 3" (and must fold) unless you're have a legitimate reason (chef, butcher etc), have to have a license for airsoft guns that use CO2 (from what i remember they changed the law in 2004 about this) etc.
As with licensed shotguns/rifles, the Tony Martin case tells you exactly what will happen if you got caught firing a gun at an intruder/burglar.
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Bonney
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Got a strongarm bar at the side of my bed. Along with my toolboxes.
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Ben G
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drop a dumbell on their feet
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Doug
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I would just call the po po, thats what we pay our council tax for
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Mad Moe
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I tend to sleep with a 12" Santoku Knife at hands reach
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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I've got a full size 34" metal baseball bat
Bought it after watching AdULTHOOD it's lethal lol
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I think the closest thing I have to a weapon in my place is the bog brush.
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sumner2k3
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Registered: 12th Jan 06
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got the thick end of a pool cue beside my bed, just incase lol
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Laney
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Registered: 6th May 03
Location: Leeds
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Can of Deodrant.
Set of keys.
Handful of coins.
2 elbows, 2 knee's and a set of shins 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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On second thoughts, I'd just send my gf downstairs with no makeup on, that should sort it. 
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