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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Why not, imagine all the shite you could get away with saying.



hahaha scream her sisters name while shaggin her
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Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh
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I don't think I could tbh.


How comes?


Duno. I've never actually thought about it, just don't think I could is all.
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Originally posted by harrisp
I wouldn't pronounce aye as "I" .


How would you pronounce it?
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh


This is why texting was invented.
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Again, just hassle having to get it out of your pocket and type. Shouting is so much easier
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Again, just hassle having to get it out of your pocket and type. Shouting is so much easier


Carrier pigeon?
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Deanne Bray is the actress in question -





Tommy L
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Fuck it, i'll just get one of those dog zapper collar things that you can put round her neck.

1 zap to make me a sandwich
and 2 zaps if she is too slow and needs to hurry up
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh


have a flashing light by the sink, switch on your favourite chair - press it when you want something
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Fuck it, i'll just get one of those dog zapper collar things that you can put round her neck.

1 zap to make me a sandwich
and 2 zaps if she is too slow and needs to hurry up


think there are laws against training your deaf missus like a dog
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If she tells its 100 zaps
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If she tells its 100 zaps


FPMSL

should go on dragons den with the idea of a collar for deaf people, would make millions
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I'll demonstrate on debra as she never invests. Serve her right for not investing
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A guy I know apparently shagged a deaf girl from behind and was shouting all kinds of shit at her.

Probably true as well, he's a crazy bastard who'll shag/do and say anything. And the deafy was fit too
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I saw a horrific video once of a deaf porn star wannabe.. (technically twice)

Severe work warning!!!!!

http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html

http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html



[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Kurt]
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lol Kurt
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had some photos of a nice lady, she was deaf..



[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Anty]
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quote:
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had some photos of a nice lady, she was deaf..



[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Anty]


post said pics?
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lol noooo lol i dont want to be banned
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has to be fitter than the girl in heroes tbh and i might consider it
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lol noooo lol i dont want to be banned


U2U?
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I probably wouldn't, because she wouldn't hear me chatting her up in the first place.

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