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Limecat
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6th Mar 10 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
I hope not.


Wanna hear mine? Its much better!


Let me guess?

Lostboy: Faye, do you fancy a fuck?

Faye: No.

Lostboy: Do you mind lying down while I have one then?
lostboy
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6th Mar 10 at 00:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
I hope not.


Wanna hear mine? Its much better!


Let me guess?

Lostboy: Faye, do you fancy a fuck?

Faye: No.

Lostboy: Do you mind lying down while I have one then?


Actually that wasn't far off, I was thinking more along the lines of,

Lostboy: You're gonna get raped

Faye: Mmmf mmmmm mmmmmm *muffled scream*
Faye_2003
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6th Mar 10 at 00:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Night
Mike
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6th Mar 10 at 00:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Think that's a no lostboy

Night Faye
lostboy
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6th Mar 10 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Her loss.
Limecat
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6th Mar 10 at 00:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You would make her look like a pancake you tubby fuck!
Tomnova16
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6th Mar 10 at 09:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i turned it on last week and some guy bent over and had massive piles hanging out of his arse. i turned it off

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Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 11:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i saw the old guy get told hes not wiping his arse properly

that male doctor lubed his finger up in front up the camera and stick it up his hole not good viewing that
Seegeemusic
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6th Mar 10 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
quote:
Originally posted by Craiggallon
Think I'll get a right lob on if I let Dr Dawn fiddle with my bits



To be honest with you, physical abuse at the hands of a vampire should be reported to the police immediately.


What you on about?
Ben J
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6th Mar 10 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by John
Older guy, going on TV with a problem of smelly leakage out of his arse.

Problem ends up being that he doesn't wipe properly

Not being able to wipe your arse is bad enough, going to a tv doctor to be told that is just


I PMSL at this......The Doc didn't hold back...."basically you are still dirty......because you've not wiped properly"
Ben J
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6th Mar 10 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
girl with sweaty hands, i suspect she is awesome at meat whacking


I said this to the wife....
Ben J
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6th Mar 10 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I thought no tits girls was fit...apart from no tits.
Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did you see her after she got a d cup enlargement?

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Ojc
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6th Mar 10 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I thought she looked alright before the boob enlargement.
John
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6th Mar 10 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She looked really really stupid after it, boobs aren't supposed to look like that.
Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
john are you haying you liked her when she looked like a bloke from neck down?
Bobber123
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6th Mar 10 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
I missed it this week but I saw it the week before where that dumpy blonde girl had rotten feet, eeewww!


You would get your kipper smashed in a flash.



very smooth
John
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6th Mar 10 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
john are you haying you liked her when she looked like a bloke from neck down?


Naa, stupid tits that just stick out like that are equally as bad though, maybe they'll be better when the skin stretches a bit.
Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i quite like fake tits tbh, bigger is better in my mind when talking about tits.
mattk
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6th Mar 10 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bird in zoo last week Ben had real 28 H boobs

a H cup on a 28 back FUCK
Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics or gtfo.
mattk
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6th Mar 10 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote






[Edited on 06-03-2010 by mattk]
Bobber123
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6th Mar 10 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
:O
Mike
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6th Mar 10 at 15:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm in love
Ben G
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6th Mar 10 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh my good god. that's a healthy set of lungs i would love to use those as a pillow every night for the rest of my life.

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