Budgie
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Morning to . . .
The Dizzle 
Mr Skater
Andy Numbers
Faz
Alun
Allan
Linch
Jenko
mike
Willay
Bart
Chris x
Ste w
and a happy birthday to CJFTMT 
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Fro
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Budgie have you been attacking Starlings? 
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7057494.ece
Were they on your patch?
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Budgie
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bitches got up in my face, had to take them out before they put a notch on my rep init!
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willay
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andy1868
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yeah, but was killing 70 birds necessary? 
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Fro
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Gotta show them who's boss.
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
yeah, but was killing 70 birds necessary?
i'll be honest it got out of control fast.
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andy1868
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Budgie
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i killed a starling with a trident
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andy1868
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thats a hard shot
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Matt L
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morning.
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
thats a hard shot
i was well chuffed with myself headshoot aswell
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Fro
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andy1868
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a headshot on a starling with a trident. simply outstanding
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Budgie
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yeah that was nothing. while two were coming at my 6.
i did a backflip and sniped the two in one shot without a scope.
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Rammer
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morning
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Budgie
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Joke for the morning peeps.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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2 kills 1 bullet  impressive stuff
and i thought i was good on MW2 when i killed 4 guys with a single 40mm grenade
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
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once killed two stones with one bird
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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so we're onto wordplay now are we? my favourite one is from blackadder where stephen fry says "you give them an inch and they take a foot, before you know it you haven't got a leg to stand on"
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
so we're onto wordplay now are we? my favourite one is from blackadder where stephen fry says "you give them an inch and they take a foot, before you know it you haven't got a leg to stand on"
lolz
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andy1868
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have you ever seen that stephen fry in america programme? it shouldn't be that interesting but i always find myself watching it when its on
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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mattel, i think you should put your name down for the RR meet coming up
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Tommy L
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
mattel, i think you should put your name down for the RR meet coming up
when where and how much?
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