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Nath
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12th Apr 10 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Rush the DJ


That video was hilarious
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all off their nut on pills and ketamine probably, they do hold much bigger larger events which are porbbaly a good shout if you have had enough recreationals.
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fucking lol, i went to that party was really good, a girl fell of the top of the speakers and cracked her head open,
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Looks like a scene from Shaun of the Dead.

And I think I know where in Crowthorne that is - the road is quite a long way away. They old MTB races there.
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quote:
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fucking lol, i went to that party was really good, a girl fell of the top of the speakers and cracked her head open,


Did you go Buckmore Park then as you are so close?
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no i didnt i was also living in norfolk at the time
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13th Apr 10 at 07:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
that looks fucking good fun


I was scrolling down trying to fine someone with simlar input

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13th Apr 10 at 07:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It probably is good fun but you will no doubt get loads of uni lefty imbeciles turning there noses up at this sort of behaviour
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Id love to see Shabba MC'ing down there on March 1997, id be down there with my Helly Hanson Yellow Puffa jacket, with my burger nipples out and patterns shaved into my bum hair

[Edited on 13-04-2010 by Steve]
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I'd be down there in my SWOOSH Nike jumper and my white & orange Reebok classics and my undercut.

I'd even pop on my Bauer Turbos for a bit of freestyling skating while MC Riddla rinses the MIC RIGHT
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Id be down there with Hitler and Mussolini
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I've got a feeling mate, just a hunch that Luigi & Charz have split up mate.
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13th Apr 10 at 08:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what makes you say that
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Shes adding loads of blokes on Facebook.
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shes a fucking pratt tbh
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she needs a serious toe punt to the shin mate
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13th Apr 10 at 08:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She needs a serious pasta attack from Nona for the way she treat Luwigha.
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i think she should be the middle person in the human centipede
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i was there in my popper kappa tracksuits and NAFF jacket.
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She has skidmarks in her knickers, ask Steve he saw them when he first got with her.
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yes i invited her round to mine one of the first nights i met up with her, she stayed the night and we proceeded with sexual intercourse, the following morning i noticed a pair of her finest cotton knickers left on the floor and in the arse bit was a dirty massive skid mark
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How big was the skidmark? Was it a dark textured one or a light sweat skidmark?
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no it was quite dark, i know what you mean about the sweat skid marks, but they are usually in the fanny area or gooch, this was a dark stain right on the arse bit like she had been having a good old poke and itch, probably had worms mate, she told me once that she had worms from when she worked at the old persons home, and that when she took her knickers off they was all crawling about in there
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I hope you're fucking joking you twat.
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no im not its a story as true as im here

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