am4nf
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Spend it in Scotland. They spend their fake shite money over here so go do the same to them
I fucking demand the mong behind the till takes my money when I venture down south
Really gets on my goat when they try and say its not acceptable, thick cunts
EDIT: maybe a wee bit harsh, but as shaun says it does say sterling across it
[Edited on 24-04-2010 by am4nf]
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swill_omnibus
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Think their suppose to give it back and aslong as you can use a genuine note you can pay for the goods otehrwise ejected from store. But that's from a retail point of view.
Boots staff are pretty good at taking really bad fakes so i've heard....
[Edited on 24-04-2010 by swill_omnibus]
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SR91
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Legally, in a shop if you recieve a fake note you should retain the note, notify the police and the police will dispose of it.
If you take it to the bank they will also take it off you & dispose.
At b&q they dont give a monkeys about what they take they just whack it in the till! Buy something somewhere then go to the returns desk and get a refund 
Also where did you get a £20 note in change?!
[Edited on 24-04-2010 by SR-91]
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davcohen
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Originally posted by AndyKent
Where are you getting £99.60 from? If they give £49.60 in change and then can't get rid of the note, they've lost £49.60 plus a mars bar. Nothing more.
I was working along the theory of, shop gives you £49.60 in change which is money they wont see again, then lets say they take that £50 note to the bank, they try deposit the money, the bank will keep it and obviously not deposit into their account.
To recap they have given out £49.60 in change + Practically given a £50 note away giving you the grand total of £99.60 lost
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Cole
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no would of only lost £50 in total as they would of exchanged what thye thought was a genuine £50 for £49.60 in change
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BarnshaW
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davcohen is right, they lose the 49.60 in change from the till and also lose the actual fake note which means they lose 99.60
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chrex
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go to the auto machines in tesco or summit...can they be had?
If not, just go into a shop with some orange faced retard who looks like they got dresses in the dark on the till...and you'll be laughing.
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mattk
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you not got a mate anywhere that works in a shop, just get them to take it from you, or spend it where you got it
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Nath
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Spend it in Scotland. They spend their fake shite money over here so go do the same to them
Lol yes, spend it with great difficulty. Down south you really do get some total retards, looking at a scottish note as though its a porno card. Or maybe all, is in your case are just ignorant.
Good fishing Jonny.
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Whittie
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I usually get tid of them on nights out or paki shops.
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am4nf
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Originally posted by BarnshaW
davcohen is right, they lose the 49.60 in change from the till and also lose the actual fake note which means they lose 99.60
I can see what you two are meaning here, but think about it, they had £50 in the till, they take £50 in (which is fake) and give out 49.60 meaning thats all they have lost.
If it was real they would still have the money in the till meaning no loss, but as they £50 is fake they have lost the change they gave out
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BarnshaW
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if they give 49.60 in change and THEN lose the fake note to a bank, they have lost 99.60.....
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Cole
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no because the £50 note was taken instead of the change 40p for the mars bar thye give £49.60 in change the £50 goes in the till so they have lost nothing in that transaction thye are even when they go to the bank and they say its fake thye keep the note yes they lose the £50 note but that was offset by the change basically they just gave away £50 that is all its likie me giving you £50 then you not giving it me back
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BarnshaW
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the guy physically hands out 49.60 out of his till, he takes the fake fifty , he then loses that fake fifty to the bank, he has lost the 49.60 and then the 50 itself so he has lost both.
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sand-eel
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Why have England got to have their own notes 
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am4nf
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Originally posted by BarnshaW
the guy physically hands out 49.60 out of his till, he takes the fake fifty , he then loses that fake fifty to the bank, he has lost the 49.60 and then the 50 itself so he has lost both.
Nooooooo he has £50 in the til, say he gave out £50 in change in return for the fake, that is all he has lost
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am4nf
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Originally posted by sand-eel
Why have England got to have their own notes
Exactly, we invented money  
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JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by Gregor
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Spend it in Scotland. They spend their fake shite money over here so go do the same to them
Lol yes, spend it with great difficulty. Down south you really do get some total retards, looking at a scottish note as though its a porno card. Or maybe all, is in your case are just ignorant.
Good fishing Jonny.
Ta mate. I knew the scottish badgers would bite. Patriotic wee bastards they are
 Hi Scotland 
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Welsh Dan
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The fake £50 isn't worth anything, so he's only lost the £49.60.
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am4nf
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by Gregor
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Spend it in Scotland. They spend their fake shite money over here so go do the same to them
Lol yes, spend it with great difficulty. Down south you really do get some total retards, looking at a scottish note as though its a porno card. Or maybe all, is in your case are just ignorant.
Good fishing Jonny.
Ta mate. I knew the scottish badgers would bite. Patriotic wee bastards they are
Hi Scotland
If england had one you would be calling yourself patriotic
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BarnshaW
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i must be being stupid then because the way i see it, he has given out 49.60 in change, he then puts the fake fifty in his till , he then takes that fake fifty to the bank who take it off him as its fake, he has therefore lost the 49.60 he handed out in change and also the fifty which was issued to him?
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stubs
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You're all full of FAIL!!
The shop keeper looses £50 in total.... £49.60 in cash and £.40 for the Mars
You dumb shits
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am4nf
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Im sure if it really happened they wouldnt give a fuck about the mars bar
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Ian
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WTF, he gives out the £49.60 in change therefore he has a fake fifty which is either:
Worth £50 to him so he is square
Worth nothing to him so he is £50 down.
He's never £99.60 down. When the bank tell him it's fake, he's down the Mars bar and the change, nothing more.
If that were true then if he took a genuine £50 and the accepted it he would still be down for the change. Which obviously isn't the case. The bank will only ever credit him £50 for a genuine note, being potentially £99.60 down would mean that when he took his days takings there he would never be in profit.
[Edited on 25-04-2010 by Ian]
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Tomnova16
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Use it in a taxi. £6.00 trip get £14.00 back
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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