John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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Is ASDA different down south?
It's just a normal supermarket up here 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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asda's sell everything down here.
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Limecat
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Registered: 25th Jun 05
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I have it, I'm wearing it now.
Horrid experience.
I took the Old Queens car so that mine wouldn't get keyed. I pulled into the carpark and almost got taken out by a brush painted black W reg camper that doesn't understand one way systems.
I got out of the car, put plastic bags over my feet and proceeded to the entrance. They must have been casting for the latest Vicky Pollard?
I held my breath and ventured inside. On the left was the 'cafe' with a scratty family eating their Friday meal out, it must have been benefit day?
I trotted inside, walked around the clothing section and couldn't find them anywhere. Still holding my breath I reluctantly asked a brown person where the England shirts were, they were no-where near the normal clothing and they pointed me at some £6 crap.
I was getting desperate now, I could feel my lungs running out, damn those cigs. The window of opportunity was closing in on me, like a mist of filth decending upon me. I found them, grabbed one and legged it to a till. I popped my rubber gloves on so I didn't get infected by a worker as I handed them my card.
I NEED OXYGEN.
I got my card, fuck the receipt.
I made a run for it, then some scratty family blocked my way picking up some shit garden furniture in the lobby. The underage daughter was worth a length but had probably had loads already today?
My path blocked I had no option but to gasp for breath. My lungs were burning with the filth of the masses, dirty work-shy twats infecting my way of life.
I staggered outside, rubbing my bag clad shoes on the way out. I put them in the bin, poured petrol on them and lit it so as to destro any infection so tip-workers dont catch anything.
I saved £20 on RRP and I am still scrubbing myself with Domestos.
BASTARD ASDA SHOPPERS! 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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that's brilliant.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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I went and they were indeed £25. But they look shit so I didn't buy one.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
PMSL. You are the definition of a Glory Hunter!!
he is also the most unsuccessful glory hunter so if this latest fancy is anything like his others then Spain haven't got a hope any more!
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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i'm going to asda now to see if they have any left.
i'll go to one where all the ethnics live so there will probably be loads left.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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nah the crazy bastards will have bought them all so they can run round setting fire to them
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Ben G
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with their dole money probably.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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My asda sold out last night.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Mine has fun size left.
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Ben G
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went to the ethnic one, sold out.
phoned up another, they said they had loads. got there 15 minutes later and they somehow have none left 
apparently getting a delivery later tonight ready for tomorrow morning.
stupid retarded asda workers.
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Rick Draper
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Registered: 10th Feb 01
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
PMSL. You are the definition of a Glory Hunter!!
he is also the most unsuccessful glory hunter so if this latest fancy is anything like his others then Spain haven't got a hope any more!
I never support England, bunch of underachievers. The press will build them up and up then at the first sign of a draw or a defeat and they slate them to fuck.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Are you a Blackpool fan now?
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Rick Draper
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Nope, i would follow them if they relegated west ham on the final day next season though.
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Nath
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Possible.
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Rick Draper
Nope, i would follow them if they relegated west ham on the final day next season though.
dreamer.
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jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
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I would never pay that much for a shirt i would only wear every 2 years. Instead we are selling ones at work for £5.99 and im also collecting the tokens from The Sun for a free adidas one from JJB. It might not be the exact one but what does it matter its all the same
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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I'll wear mine fairly often. The white one is pretty smart and goes well with jeans. Plus I'll wear it to Switzerland when I go during the WC.
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Limecat
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Are you going skiing again Nath? I am sure the Leroy twins will enjoy that again! 
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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just got a home shirt for 25, last in store and it was my size 
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Is ASDA different down south?
It's just a normal supermarket up here
Where you based? Ones near me you can pretty much buy anything from now.
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Rick Draper
I never support England, bunch of underachievers. The press will build them up and up then at the first sign of a draw or a defeat and they slate them to fuck.
So you dont support England becuase they aren't very good, ands the reason you are using as to NOT being a glory hunter 
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Rick Draper
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by Rick Draper
I never support England, bunch of underachievers. The press will build them up and up then at the first sign of a draw or a defeat and they slate them to fuck.
So you dont support England becuase they aren't very good, ands the reason you are using as to NOT being a glory hunter
I dont think any football fan can come out and say England have ever achieved the full potential
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Are you going skiing again Nath? I am sure the Leroy twins will enjoy that again!
[LETGSI16V style boast]
No, sadly I have to go to Switzerland to work a few times a year. It's a hard life.
[/LETGSI16V style boast]
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