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adiohead
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5th Jun 10 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
People have died wanking, better start giving that a miss




imagine being found by your parents
Jambo
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Dying having a wank would be ace. Dying in a plane crash wouldnt.
adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Dying having a wank would be ace. Dying in a plane crash wouldnt.



what if your parents walked in and there was gay porn running on your computer?

and you had the TV remote shoved up your bum hole?


or is that just me?

[Edited on 05-06-2010 by adiohead]
Jambo
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Just you Ade
adiohead
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ok ok, how about this one:

What if you died in a plane crash having a wank?

The pilot announces "this is your Captain speaking, I'm afraid that we are going to make an emergency crash landing into a mountain, hold on tight and say your prayers"

then you whip out your blood sausage and fap one out into the woman infronts hair just before hitting the ground.


best of both worlds?




[Edited on 05-06-2010 by adiohead]
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Dying having a wank would be ace. Dying in a plane crash wouldnt.



what if your parents walked in and there was gay porn running on your computer?

and you had the TV remote shoved up your bum hole?


or is that just me?

[Edited on 05-06-2010 by adiohead]


Steven Gately died having a want did he not?
Colin
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Just get over it, your more likely to be killed or seriously hurt on the way to the airport than you are on the duration of the flight.

Hammer
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It doesn't matter how many times people say it's the safest mode of transport or your more statistically likely do die eating a hot dog whilst doing a handstand naked. If you're scared of flying then you're scared of flying, random facts and stats won't change it. Get some valium.
Colin
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Anyway ive got to fly to work & back in a bleedin helicopter every month through all conditions that the big man throws our way so stop complaining!! Nothing like taking off in 100mph winds or trying to land through fog to make the hairs on your arse stand up!!



[Edited on 05-06-2010 by Colin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
It doesn't matter how many times people say it's the safest mode of transport or your more statistically likely do die eating a hot dog whilst doing a handstand naked. If you're scared of flying then you're scared of flying, random facts and stats won't change it. Get some valium.



Its not really a big deal though really is it, all you do is sit there

Ive got mates ive been away on holiday with before that pretty much addopted the brace position & started breathing like a woman going into labour when the thing started taxi'ing away from the departure gate!! WTF??
3CorsaMeal
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on take off i just pretend i'm in a CTR hitting vtec, then once up its quite boring really.

then on landing just pretend your an astronaut coming back to earth

SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Anyway ive got to fly to work & back in a bleedin helicopter every month through all conditions that the big man throws our way so stop complaining!! Nothing like taking off in 100mph winds or trying to land through fog to make the hairs on your arse stand up!!



[Edited on 05-06-2010 by Colin]


that is pretty risky to be honest. A lad from Norwich that worked on the rigs died in a Helicopter crash just over a year ago
Colin
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Theres been 3-4 big crashes in as many years. Its just one of those things life must go on.
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
on take off i just pretend i'm in a CTR hitting vtec, then once up its quite boring really.

then on landing just pretend your an astronaut coming back to earth



LOL
Twiggy
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OMG just put airline on sky and they are putting glue on the fucking engines!!!
ed
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What's wrong with glue?
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
OMG just put airline on sky and they are putting glue on the fucking engines!!!


That plane crashed too mate. But they weren't allowed to show it.
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
It doesn't matter how many times people say it's the safest mode of transport or your more statistically likely do die eating a hot dog whilst doing a handstand naked. If you're scared of flying then you're scared of flying, random facts and stats won't change it. Get some valium.



Its not really a big deal though really is it, all you do is sit there

Ive got mates ive been away on holiday with before that pretty much addopted the brace position & started breathing like a woman going into labour when the thing started taxi'ing away from the departure gate!! WTF??


I don't think it's that big a deal personally but I can see why people are scared. I don't like the claustrophobic element of it more than anything.

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