adiohead
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I'd also invite round some girls for an all girl scissor fest
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd also invite round some girls for an all girl scissor fest
After that I'd make myself look pretty and try on dresses. Then I'd go shoe shopping.
No one else?
No?
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BarnshaW
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the honeypot in maidenhead is still there as far as i am aware, its awful in there, done 250 quid in 2 hours in there though.
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by gravesy
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd also invite round some girls for an all girl scissor fest
After that I'd make myself look pretty and try on dresses. Then I'd go shoe shopping.
No one else?
No?
I'd buy a petticoat and skip everywhere
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taylorboosh
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Flol
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd buy a petticoat and skip everywhere
I'd let someone hold a door open for me and say "after you".
I'd watch Bridget Jones' Diary and find it funny.
I'd find it offensive to fart in the car.
I'd flash some cleavage and if anyone glanced down I'd look at them like they were a sex pest.
and one week of the month I'd act like a complete badger - not rag week, just a random one to confuse all the men around me.
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Tomnova16
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quote: Originally posted by BarnshaW
the honeypot in maidenhead is still there as far as i am aware, its awful in there, done 250 quid in 2 hours in there though.
i went about 3 years ago and spent £20, i was pissed off with that
spent a hell of alot in brighton the other month though, could of got a bigger telly if i didn't
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Marc
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I went to Wildcats last year for my birthday
One of my mates went upstairs for something "extra", he still won't tell us what went on, only that his knob was out
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by gravesy
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd buy a petticoat and skip everywhere
I'd let someone hold a door open for me and say "after you".
I'd watch Bridget Jones' Diary and find it funny.
I'd find it offensive to fart in the car.
I'd flash some cleavage and if anyone glanced down I'd look at them like they were a sex pest.
and one week of the month I'd act like a complete badger - not rag week, just a random one to confuse all the men around me.
I'd hang around pubs wearing short skirts and smiling at men
I'd get into a car with a stranger and flirt with them and then scream rape
I'd suck a fat man's penis
I'd sleep with lots of men and then get pregnant, then tell all of them that they're the father
I'd get an abortion and then get really depressed and kill myself
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd hang around pubs wearing short skirts and smiling at men
I'd get into a car with a stranger and flirt with them and then scream rape
I'd suck a fat man's penis
I'd sleep with lots of men and then get pregnant, then tell all of them that they're the father
I'd get an abortion and then get really depressed and kill myself
I'd cock tease a bloke for weeks then put him in the friend-zone and fuck his mate.
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Graham88
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quote: Originally posted by gravesy
I'd cock tease a bloke for weeks then put him in the friend-zone and fuck his mate.
I went to one in Shoreditch the other week, was a proper dive tbh and you have to pay for each girl to dance, whether you want too or not, which to me isn't right you should pay for a girl if you want too not cause you have too!
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by gravesy
I'd cock tease a bloke for weeks then put him in the friend-zone and fuck his mate.
I'd go to work on my period in white jeans without wearing any form of tampon.
I'd get aids and then let a load of chavs gang rape me.
I'd do a 69 with a girl and squeeze out a poo up her nose.
I wouldn't wash or shave my vagina for a year and then let a tramp lick it for some change.
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I'd do a 69 with a girl and squeeze out a poo up her nose.
^^This. If nothing else I would do this^^^
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Lawrah
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
I guess its because I dont get to seee titties all the time.
just look in a mirror naked???
that's what I'd be doing all day if I was female.
Not the same..
Nothing like having a petite wee brunette brushing herself all over you.
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
Not the same..
Nothing like having a petite wee brunette brushing herself all over you.
Printed and laminated.
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Marc
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My mate was telling me someone he knew went to a lap dancing club and one of the dancers left a streak mark down his white jeans lmao
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
My mate was telling me someone he knew went to a lap dancing club and one of the dancers left a streak mark down his white jeans lmao
Urgh WTF.
He was wearing white jeans?
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Tomnova16
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get more for your money if you go in with a mate or two mates, you still pay for one dance but get two or three different birds
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Lawrah
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Tbh Cosmo, I could see you wearing white jeans.. and a white suit jacket.
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Tomnova16
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by Marc
My mate was telling me someone he knew went to a lap dancing club and one of the dancers left a streak mark down his white jeans lmao
Urgh WTF.
He was wearing white jeans?
Must be russian
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
Tbh Cosmo, I could see you wearing white jeans.. and a white suit jacket.
Id wear neither tbh.
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Marc
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
get more for your money if you go in with a mate or two mates, you still pay for one dance but get two or three different birds
I had about 4 paid for me
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
Tbh Cosmo, I could see you wearing white jeans.. and a white suit jacket.
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
My mate was telling me someone he knew went to a lap dancing club and one of the dancers left a streak mark down his white jeans lmao
My mate got fake tan on his jeans
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Tommy L
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by Marc
My mate was telling me someone he knew went to a lap dancing club and one of the dancers left a streak mark down his white jeans lmao
Urgh WTF.
He was wearing white jeans?
Orbbo?
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