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Dr Pepper
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7th Jul 10 at 14:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by GF-91
No he didn't accuse you, he felt he was being ripped off so said so.




??????


ME: "there is no machine on the market for under £100"

CUSTOMER: "oh forget it, I will go and buy one from someone who isnt trying to ripp me off"
Budgie
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Nice one pepper

i never liked customers who were twats.
ive refused service a couple of times coz they werent listening to me a sales advisor.

you might aswell talk to a wall with some customers

should of thrown in a reach around to make that sale though
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The amount of people in my work who come in and say utter mindless shite is hallarious.

The other bad thing is not being able to pronounce the menu.
GF-91
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7th Jul 10 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
No he didn't accuse you, he felt he was being ripped off so said so.




??????


ME: "there is no machine on the market for under £100"

CUSTOMER: "oh forget it, I will go and buy one from someone who isnt trying to ripp me off"



And why did he say that? Because he felt you were ripping him off. He wouldn't have said it if he didn't feel that way. He has obviously seen them elsewhere for his price range.
GF-91
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Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
You know what, I hope it's a mystery shopper.




"So, how did it go?"

"Told me to get the fuck out of his store"



Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
ME: "I would like it if you left the shop before I lose my temper sir"


That would've cracked me up big time
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
The amount of people in my work who come in and say utter mindless shite is hallarious.

The other bad thing is not being able to pronounce the menu.


That's what you get living in Scotland. They can't speak properly and all Scots are alcoholics.
Dr Pepper
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Originally posted by corsa_paz
if i got spoken to like that as a customer, id knock you the fuck out!! lol

not really good customer service is it?


he asked for something
I gave him a good quote on what he wanted
he accused me of ripping him off
I politely asked him to leave the shop
He then denied the accusation and called me a liar to my face
I then told him to get the fuck out

seems fine to me

so I should have said .....

"sorry you feel I am ripping you off and lying to you sir despite us only meeting 30 seconds ago and me simply quoting you a good price for what you asked for in a polite manner ..... as a valued customer I will just give you the £600 washing machine for £100 and a good old reach around"
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7th Jul 10 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you can reach deputy mananger in no time
Dr Pepper
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Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
No he didn't accuse you, he felt he was being ripped off so said so.




??????


ME: "there is no machine on the market for under £100"

CUSTOMER: "oh forget it, I will go and buy one from someone who isnt trying to ripp me off"



And why did he say that? Because he felt you were ripping him off. He wouldn't have said it if he didn't feel that way. He has obviously seen them elsewhere for his price range.




What are you on about ... he asked for the best washing machine in my opinion .... I quoted him a good price on the best machine. Then he said it was a rediculous price ..... I told him we obviously do less expensive models .... he then says he wants to spend £100 - I explain there is no machines on the market for this amount of money in any store or online - he then says he is going elsewhere as I am ripping him off

ts not hard to understand is it - the guy was clearly mental

[Edited on 07-07-2010 by Dr Pepper]
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7th Jul 10 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i see nothing wrong with that.

you gave him good customer service and replied to his questions. he responded in an arrogant manner. you done your job right.
why should anyone take shit.
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u mad bro u mad
mwg
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smash him round the head with a washing machine
Dr Pepper
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Originally posted by mwg
smash him round the head with a washing machine


If he hadnt of left he was going inside a fuking washing machine
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forget that, put his head in a washing machine and smash the door against it
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When someone asks me for the best wine..I tell them the most expensive..usually thats the case..but its how you make money
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lol tbf theres loads of time i would have liked to say what i really thought to the customer, but im not an angry person so it would have came out more sarcastic than down right hate like you lol.

GF-91
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You clearly need to take a few customer service tips, have a look online I'm sure there'll be loads of tips for you.

You hardly explained anything, you gave a short sentence answer as you were getting all roidy.
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Opt for the charm offensive.
GF-91
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Watch out, Pepper and the laundry crew might come down on you like a tonne of bricks.
Dr Pepper
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
When someone asks me for the best wine..I tell them the most expensive..usually thats the case..but its how you make money


Exactly - there is a difference between asking for the best deal, and the best product

If someone says what is the "best deal" you have on a washing machine - then I will offer them the best mid range deal we have on at the time as that is clearly what they are looking for

But if someone comes in and asks for my opinion on what the "best washing machine" is then I will take them straight to miele .... Its not unusual for us to sell machines for over £1000, our best selling wm is £620 ..... how am I to know he is looking to spend £100 on "the best machine"
Dr Pepper
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Originally posted by GF-91
You clearly need to take a few customer service tips, have a look online I'm sure there'll be loads of tips for you.

You hardly explained anything, you gave a short sentence answer as you were getting all roidy.



I sell £10-20k worth of white goods a week by myself - Im ok thanks. I dont take roids either.

my first sentence to him was....
"Ok, we can provide new appliances and we offer free delivery, fitting and removal of your old appliance. I really need to know a little more of what you are using the machine for so I can suggest an appliance to suit your needs"

Think you will find thats a long open question that he can not reply to in a one word answer and im sure thats what it will suggest in some silly beginners guide to selling

[Edited on 07-07-2010 by Dr Pepper]

[Edited on 07-07-2010 by Dr Pepper]
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7th Jul 10 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
CUSTOMER: "dont worry im going - I will go to budgens and buy one - they value their customers"

ME: "budgens dont sell washing machines"

CUSTOMER: (and he shouted this with his back to me as he was running out of the shop) "thats what you think!!!"





Dr Pepper
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Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
CUSTOMER: "dont worry im going - I will go to budgens and buy one - they value their customers"

ME: "budgens dont sell washing machines"

CUSTOMER: (and he shouted this with his back to me as he was running out of the shop) "thats what you think!!!"









He was talking about the budgens next to us -its a tiny local store - it just about sells milk and bread
Dr Pepper
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isnt that a miele anyway? Thats a damn quick photoshop you did lol

[Edited on 07-07-2010 by Dr Pepper]

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