Budgie
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whats your weapon of choice?
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Conway563
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Originally posted by tom_simes
Joe, tell me about it - I was walking along the riverside for 20 mins in it!
I never expected to be driving at 9.45am in August with my headlights on and still being barely able to see 
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Neo
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Probably a mug, or a bic biro. I reckon if i got it ligned up with his eye, it'd molest his brain pretty good.
Also have a 10inch screwdriver on the edge of the desk, that could do damage.
He's really pissing me off 
Could always bludgeon him with my in tray or monitor 
[Edited on 04-08-2010 by Neo]
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Budgie
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what kinda a screwdriver?
i wouldnt use the monitor. wont be able to watch youtube vids etc.
i personally would go with the in tray.
and after the blunt beating you can say . . .
. . .
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i'll file you under dead!
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Neo
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Sounds like a plan.
Its a philips btw. Brand new and got a good point on it, would also create an exit wound which would be awesome.
He's proper doing my head in, something he did on FRIDAY, he's just looked and asked have I finished it this week, said no I though he did it on friday, and he got up in a huff, walked out and said "If you want something done right...."
He fucking did it himself to begin with, how the fuck am I meant to know, I dont have tele-fucking-kenesis ! Dumb fuck 
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Budgie
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tele-kenesis is the power move objects with your mind.
tele-pathy is mind reading
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Budgie
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also i was going to say if it was a flat head you could stab in the face with it and says
'i think this belongs to you, its not phillips!"
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
tele-kenesis is the power move objects with your mind.
tele-pathy is mind reading
Fuck you !
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Neo
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Right, cigarette break methinks, back in a short while !
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
tele-kenesis is the power move objects with your mind.
tele-pathy is mind reading
Fuck you !
hey if you're calling me out on tomnonva.
i get to do that ^
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Neo
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Fair enough 
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Budgie
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edit: good fag btw?
[Edited on 04-08-2010 by Budgie]
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Neo
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Very ! Was much needed, off to the shops, so will probably have another 3 or 4 before I'm back
Bad habit 
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Budgie
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cornetto please 
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Neo
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SOTD 
I almost bought one buts its so cold and raining I didn't.
What one would you have had ?
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Budgie
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red one of course.
ice cream on cold days is where its at btw
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Neo
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No no, great on a hot day, but by the time I get back to the office its melted so I have to do some trickery in the car to eat it. Really hard when you on the phone and having a fag at the same time I must say !
And your correct There are no other types of cornetto, fact !
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
tele-kenesis is the power move objects with your mind.
tele-pathy is mind reading
Fuck you !
tbh,
hi everyone btw and also bye everyone lol.
Oh while i remember... How can i get all my garage pictures saved and sent to me?
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Neo
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Ian will zip if you ask nicely, or you can just renew your preem and you dont have to do that at all
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Daveskater
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Lunch time 
Fag stench coming in the window again, yuck.
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
Wednesday Morning To . . . .
Dave
Budgie 9 people in my group now  Well, last night there was 9, it may have gone up.
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Gonna stab the guy i'm working with today I think  Through the face
Nice Pics
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
also i was going to say if it was a flat head you could stab in the face with it and says
'i think this belongs to you, its not phillips!"
What's with these one liners? Someone's been watching action films
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Budgie
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yep. i watched SOTD last night. which got me thinkin about hot fuzz
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Gonna stab the guy i'm working with today I think Through the face
Nice Pics
Erm
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
yep. i watched SOTD last night. which got me thinkin about hot fuzz
Awesome
Nice execution, Mike
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Budgie
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originally said by Shooting Stars
is it true that daily mail readers think poland is empty?
[Edited on 04-08-2010 by Budgie]
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Neo
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OMG Budgie !!
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