ShEp
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Some twat shit on the foor at my work at one of the warehouses, he thought he was getting sacked for a seprate incident days before.
Unlucky for him that during his meeting with the boss (where he was receiving a warning) a call was taken and his warning turned into a sacking lol
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Steve
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Nath
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Somebody at my school shit in the urinal. That was a bit odd.
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Steve
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i want to spray shit straight from my anus in your face at point blank range
[Edited on 07-09-2010 by Steve]
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Nath
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Interesting.
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RichR
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One of our stores men was caught nicking otu of stores and selling on eBay; before the police arrived to take him away; he shit in a bag and sellotaped it to the underside of the Stores manager's chair; it fucking stunk for weeks, no-one could work out where the smell was coming from but it was horrendous! when we finally found it it was a putrid, steaming pile of mouldy, decaying liquified shit in a bag - I have never laughed so hard in my life 
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
One of our stores men was caught nicking otu of stores and selling on eBay; before the police arrived to take him away; he shit in a bag and sellotaped it to the underside of the Stores manager's chair; it fucking stunk for weeks, no-one could work out where the smell was coming from but it was horrendous! when we finally found it it was a putrid, steaming pile of mouldy, decaying liquified shit in a bag - I have never laughed so hard in my life
That is fucking grim
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chr15barn3s
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
One of our stores men was caught nicking otu of stores and selling on eBay; before the police arrived to take him away; he shit in a bag and sellotaped it to the underside of the Stores manager's chair; it fucking stunk for weeks, no-one could work out where the smell was coming from but it was horrendous! when we finally found it it was a putrid, steaming pile of mouldy, decaying liquified shit in a bag - I have never laughed so hard in my life
So horrible but so funny
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Skinz
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Steven we know it was one of two people
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Steve
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who haskey or martin?
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Skinz
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martin or matt harris, my guess is it ws Martin as Matt didn't seem like he would do that.
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RichR
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quote:
Originally posted by chr15barn3s
quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
One of our stores men was caught nicking otu of stores and selling on eBay; before the police arrived to take him away; he shit in a bag and sellotaped it to the underside of the Stores manager's chair; it fucking stunk for weeks, no-one could work out where the smell was coming from but it was horrendous! when we finally found it it was a putrid, steaming pile of mouldy, decaying liquified shit in a bag - I have never laughed so hard in my life
So horrible but so funny
I've just reminded the store's manager and he went deadly serious and said "its not funny Rich, I could have died" I can't see now, the tears are streaming out of my eyes
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
martin or matt harris, my guess is it ws Martin as Matt didn't seem like he would do that.
why not haskey or rich brown?
haskey was a dirty cunt and i reckon rich brown shit like a bear
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Skinz
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Yeah but Martin was unstable and disgruntled.
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mattk
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a fella at the last firm I worked for left a paper bag he had put holes in full of shit under the seat of his works van the day he got sacked
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Jambo
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I reckon it was Rich Brown as he sounds like a kind of poo
Rich as well that story made menlol and gag at the same time
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belton
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Fucking lol at jambos post ^
The title made me lol as there used to be some sick fuck at my school who used to do that. Anyway in one of the 20 minute form times we told this fat kid sone cunt called sam had be calling him fat to everyone and it would be a good idea to beat him up. Whi h straight after he did (more like childs fight tho) after this sam ran into the toilet trying to escape, slipped 'through' a shit the size of a Suzuki swift and landed getting it even on his face. I laugh when I see him now and it was a good 4 years ago
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Root
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This thread is great
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Ojc
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Usually if a kid is shitting on the floor or has taken to redecorating the toilets at school with his excrament he is being touched by his dad.
We never had this at school, not once. Worse thing was my mate ripped off a toilet seat and stuck it over his head forgetting that hundreds of people had sat on it and dropped their guts. Sick fuck.
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RCoughtrie
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Had it at school, we all kept our jackets in the hall way and this girl smuged her shit on some of the hoods it wasnt till we got home the teacher called all the parents to let them know to check, one boy had her shit in his hair still gets called shit head to this day.
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Ben G
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shit head you could never live that shit down.
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Usually if a kid is shitting on the floor or has taken to redecorating the toilets at school with his excrament he is being touched by his dad.
We never had this at school, not once. Worse thing was my mate ripped off a toilet seat and stuck it over his head forgetting that hundreds of people had sat on it and dropped their guts. Sick fuck.
warped mind. i feel for you ollie, you have issues
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Chris
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Maybe it was 'two girls and one cup' that made the mess
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chr15barn3s
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There was someone at school who was a bit of a wrongun and at the local recreation centre above the Squash courts there is a balcony. This kid went there with some others dropped his trousers and got up on the edge of the balcony wall. They held his arms so he couldn't fall down and he shit over the side while two guys were playing then ran out the fire exit sick fucks.
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sand-eel
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At my work a woman spread shit around in the womans toilet the other day
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