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mike56gte
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13th Sep 10 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

will definetly be watching this!

best episode is when simon gets that shitty little yellow fiat!
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by mike56gte
will definetly be watching this!

best episode is when simon gets that shitty little yellow fiat!


I liked the one where the fish was punched to death on the boat
Pop
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13th Sep 10 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Love it
brebaz
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by Jamie-C
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by Jamie-C
I've never watched it before but may put it on to see what the fuss is about

This was the sequel to life on mars or something wasn't it?


No?


Oh I thought I heard someone say it was


am I the only one that's seen shitloads of people at a bus stop and called them bus wankers then?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk

[Edited on 13-09-2010 by brebaz]
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Yay!!! This is mint!
Norcy91
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Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by mike56gte
will definetly be watching this!

best episode is when simon gets that shitty little yellow fiat!


I liked the one where the fish was punched to death on the boat


YES! 'You just punched a fish to death'
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13th Sep 10 at 14:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Norcy91
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by mike56gte
will definetly be watching this!

best episode is when simon gets that shitty little yellow fiat!


I liked the one where the fish was punched to death on the boat


YES! 'You just punched a fish to death'


FPMSL
Tomnova16
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13th Sep 10 at 15:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jay:"Neils dad gave aids to monkeys"
Neil: "Take that back"
Jay: "Thats what the monkey said"

fpmsl


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
RichR
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13th Sep 10 at 15:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tom, I've just actually pissed myself in the office at that - now everyone's looking at me & knows that I'm on the net when I should be working!!
RichR
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13th Sep 10 at 15:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Will: No one would get fingered for a bet Jay... with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back
Will: You're right I do take that back, on the other hand your mum would probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
Tomnova16
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13th Sep 10 at 15:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

put your wellies on lads, we're going knee deep in clunge


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Bart
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13th Sep 10 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Season2 was a bit of a downer after season1, I hope season3 is an improvement to no2.
RichR
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13th Sep 10 at 15:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jay: Have you had a wank over Will's mum?
Will: Please don't have a wank over my mum!
Neil: I can't promise that, Will.


Old Lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old Lady: One cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old Lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?
Norcy91
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13th Sep 10 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Simon: Its YOUR spunk!!
Neil: but it's YOUR car!
Simon: What...so if I spunked in your face it would be yours?

Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk

Neil: He rubbed my legs
Jay: That's what you get for leading on Peados you slut!

Simon: No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub
Jay: Your dad does
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum

Hahaha, now i'm definitely looking forward to tonight! I could write these all day
Dione J
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13th Sep 10 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yay!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQwFtmSRJa8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
nathy_87
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Originally posted by Dione J
Yay!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQwFtmSRJa8&feature=youtube_gdata_player



wtf.
oceansoul
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13th Sep 10 at 20:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

10 min bump
N3CRO
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13th Sep 10 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jays showing his gheyness
MJFF88
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13th Sep 10 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck sakkeeee TVCatchup has just died on me & everybodies watching shit on the other TV's

4OD later for me then
sumner2k3
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quote:
Originally posted by MJFF88
Fuck sakkeeee TVCatchup has just died on me & everybodies watching shit on the other TV's

4OD later for me then


same here mate.. pissed off as i have been waiting all day to watch this and now this has happened to tv catch up lol
Norcy91
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13th Sep 10 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Don't worry lads, i don't think the starts been too great so far ha
N3CRO
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quote:
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Don't worry lads, i don't think the starts been too great so far ha


Charlottes in it, good start for me
Nath
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13th Sep 10 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I thought the first part was hilarious! Especially when Simon got rumbled modelling in his house

[Edited on 13-09-2010 by Nath]
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No Neil, you can't catch kidney failure
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