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DannyB
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13th Jun 11 at 21:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why can't Sally ride a bicycle?




Because Sally has cerebral palsy
Tomnova16
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13th Jun 11 at 21:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What did the mother give her child for his christmas?
A flower on his tombstone because his cancer was in partial remission, but later came back and slowly killed him.
is it bad that i 'd


[Edited on 13-06-2011 by Tomnova16]

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Hammer
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13th Jun 11 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Poor. Very poor.
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13th Jun 11 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anti-jokes can be pretty funny tbh
"get in the batmobile"
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That last one is quite simply horrendous But I giggled a tiny wee bit Going to hell anyway. Suicide and Sodomy are crimes against god.

Edit: Tom's one!

[Edited on 13-06-2011 by Eck]
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13th Jun 11 at 22:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you you take everything with a pinch of salt then its fine

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14th Jun 11 at 00:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What did Batman say when he wanted Robin to get in the car?
Get in the car Robin.

My fav:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse been a horse and thus un-able to comprehend the complexity of conversation looks at the barman and shits on the floor.

[Edited on 14-06-2011 by GTM]
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^^^
DannyB
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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

we are both lawyers

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