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sc0ott
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i would still move over. there is only so much you can take living in scotland.

if a spider ever bites me i would sure as hell demolish the little fucker.
AlunJ
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nothing the hoover can't sort out
Jake
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i fucking hate big house spiders but i think the ones with little round bodies and long legs are quality, they just bounce around as they walk
Adam_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
my current spider friend


does anyone know what kind of spider this is?

I think they must be in season or whatever as theres 2 of them living in the bush next to my car at the moment. I rekon they were having a right laugh at me just now making a proper hash of changing a track rod end.
Ojc
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Disgusting

sc0ott
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The little fat one is an orb spider.

Here is my house spider vs orb spider thread

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=520411
SnK
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Deodorant can and lighter... bye bye mr spider.
A1EX
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quote:
Originally posted by SnK
Deodorant can and lighter... bye bye mr spider.


Extremely strong hair spray, gets them all sticky, can hardly move, once uve had a laugh at their misfortune, light em
corsa-sxi
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went to do some washing up in the dark, put hand in sink and felt something crawling on my arm, jerked my arm turned light on and found out it was a giant house spider. absolutely hate the things no matter how big or small
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa-sxi
went to do some washing up in the dark, put hand in sink and felt something crawling on my arm, jerked my arm turned light on and found out it was a giant house spider. absolutely hate the things no matter how big or small



fucking puff
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I got 2 currently living in each of my wing mirrors wish they would get to fuck im sick of destroying their webs, few hours later they are back. I've tried to pressure washer the suckers out, but no joy..
SnK
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Turn the mirrors inwards then spray pressure washer in.
Tomnova16
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Spiders in your mirrors keep you company in traffic jams


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
alan-g-w
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
my current spider friend



Christ mate that's so big it's eaten the door off that car
Huwsi
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I ambsolutely fucking hate spiders but i don't mind my wing mirror spider.

He's called Borris

[Edited on 21-09-2010 by Huwsi]
baza31
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there is a good video on the internet a spider thats had speed, if i remember correct they put some on a cotton wool bud touch the spider and it goes mental making wierd webs
Tomnova16
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
my current spider friend



Christ mate that's so big it's eaten the door off that car



Fro dizzle wasnt happy


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Down at the bottom of my bed, lives this - My 22/23 year old Chilean Rose Tarantula called Tirimisu
Tomnova16
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mate had one of those called bert
his flat mate had a bearded dragon called ernie too


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flol, the same spider i launched yesterday, was crawling around my bed and up my arm lastnight at about 1am

never got out of bed so quick
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE


Down at the bottom of my bed, lives this - My 22/23 year old Chilean Rose Tarantula called Tirimisu


FUCK.


THAT.
RichR
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She's a right bitch now though - must be going through the change or something
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I hate these - Redback



I HATE these - White Tail


and i REALLY HATE these - funnel web. female was in our kitchen eeeeeeek. They are very very aggressive and actually will strike you with their fangs, powerful enough to go straight through a toenail



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PICTURE SIZE MOTHER FUCKER
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are you on a 14" amstrad monitor?

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