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BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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29th Sep 10 at 22:12

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB

It was like these, plastic bolts for show, I've never laughed so hard in my lfe

My wheel bolts actually hold my wheel trims in place, so I can forgive him doing one, but if he continued to do the rest as you say, then he's a retard

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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29th Sep 10 at 22:12

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
he shouldnt be working on cars if he is doing things like that

Just a bad day I think, he's usually fine.

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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29th Sep 10 at 22:14

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
My wheel bolts actually hold my wheel trims in place, so I can forgive him doing one, but if he continued to do the rest as you say, then he's a retard

Pretty sure Kias are the same as that, the boss told him beforehand to look if they were trims or alloys.

Anty

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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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29th Sep 10 at 22:55

having a conversation with myself while tying to sort ebay out lol Clear signs of Madness !!

Ingham

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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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29th Sep 10 at 22:56

Woke up to find my Mum sat on my bed looking at me. I shat bricks.

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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29th Sep 10 at 22:57

Good Job you didn't fall asleep after having a wank, cock in hand.....

MarkSport

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Registered: 22nd May 09
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29th Sep 10 at 23:06

Not sure if i have had any this week
apart from me getting charged double for some service parts.made me think "WTF" when i checked my balance
TWAT one was

though

Ian

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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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29th Sep 10 at 23:12

I've seen that done before with the wheeltrims except they were just painted bits of the actual trim rather than being stuck on to it. The trim exploded in to many parts. Very funny.

Ingham

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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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29th Sep 10 at 23:16

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Good Job you didn't fall asleep after having a wank, cock in hand.....

Epic

One really bad WTF moment for me in my life was having a wank, and my Gran walked into the front room (didn't know she was in the house) and she caught me cock in hand.

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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29th Sep 10 at 23:25

Did you finish off?

leon.

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Registered: 24th Jun 08
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29th Sep 10 at 23:37

spaffed right in his grans mush

Tommy L

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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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30th Sep 10 at 00:10

quote:
Originally posted by Ben D
Andrew are all your posts on here about your GF?

Ingham

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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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30th Sep 10 at 01:46

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Did you finish off?

I did when she left.

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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30th Sep 10 at 07:26

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L

quote:
Originally posted by Ben D
Andrew are all your posts on here about your GF?

dean101287

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Registered: 22nd Jul 07
Location: Cardiff
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30th Sep 10 at 10:06

I nearly said thank you to a cash machine when I took the money. Luckly I didnt as there was a que behine me.

dan_m1les

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Registered: 8th May 06
Location: Burnham, Buckinghamshire
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30th Sep 10 at 10:44

Had a quotation through from a client by the name of Aija Pusilova, calling her back was an experience.

Neo

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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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30th Sep 10 at 14:45

All times are roughly right

9am: A man called asking for me by name (albeit incorrect surname, close but not it) they put him through and I said not interested as he was a cold caller etc etc

9:30am: Man calls reception and says we are having a meeting this afternoon but I forgot to give him the address so could they as he didnt want to bother me

10am: He calls back to confirm the meeting is going ahead, I tell him no and inform reception for him not to contact me

10:30am: He calls, reception let me know

11am: Same again

12:30pm: Afternoon receptionist recieves a call asking for them to confirm my email address - Wild stab in the dark firstname.surname@company.com - Although he had my surname wrong, she calls through to me to check she can give it out, instead I tell her to give a senior team group address and inform everyone if they ever see this person to ignore them

3:20pm: He arrives with a clipboard and asks the receptionist for me by name - proper name this time

3:45pm He's still sat in reception, everyone is taking it in turns to walk towards him whilst going to mouth something and then walking straight past to the kitchen

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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30th Sep 10 at 14:47

Saw a guy earlier driving a campervan....wearing an eye patch over one eye. Surely thats not legal?? You can't jusdge distance etc!!!

Budgie

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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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30th Sep 10 at 16:12

not as wtf as some of the comments but a girl i got with from time ago just txtd me asking if im going out tomorrow night?

i did however did get a txt from her the other week just asking how i was doing.

i thought it was quite random

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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30th Sep 10 at 16:20

I withdrew £10 from a cashpoint, saw a mate to my right, I run over, left the fucking card and money there.

Old dude comes running over saying here's my card, I said wheres the money, and he said, oh in my pocket, he took it out and gave it me.

Heads up my arse this week, not concentrating on anything

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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30th Sep 10 at 22:42

A very new guy at work didn't turn up because he couldn't be arsed, but was offered a second chance

WTF.
A guy at work quit the other day, even though he was always happy and said he liked working there

WTF
^^^ that just reminded me I'm owed a £10

LeeM

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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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30th Sep 10 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Saw a guy earlier driving a campervan....wearing an eye patch over one eye. Surely thats not legal?? You can't jusdge distance etc!!!

a mate of mine has no vision in one eye and got a licence fine

Ian W

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Registered: 8th Nov 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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30th Sep 10 at 23:11

A women drove past me today and I swear she had the face of...