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Winemaker

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:36

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Well he's a quiet geek pretty much so nope, nothing like that.

This is the type that eventually has enough and turns up with a machine gun and.....well you've seen enough on the news to know better.

Ben D

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:37

quote:
Originally posted by Winemaker

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Well he's a quiet geek pretty much so nope, nothing like that.

This is the type that eventually has enough and turns up with a machine gun and...

We can only hope....

Ben G

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:38

my work mate said he used to work at stansted airport (swissport) and one the guys fell asleep in the staff room so he pulled his pants down, pulled his arse cheeks apart, put his bumhole right on the guys nose and farted

that's funny. spitting in someones mouth isn't.

willay

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:39

you guys are a bunch of boring cunts.

Ben G

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:41

you are a cock sniffer.

willay

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:54

wah wah wah

Ben G

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:55

i might come to the meet tomorrow and give you a big kiss on the lips.

willay

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:58

you sure your girlfriend will allow that m8?

alan-g-w

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2nd Oct 10 at 12:58

This is making me laugh, it's the usual from Corsasport though I suppose. Show this video to any one of my mates or even older guys at the work and they didn't once have the concerns that people are saying about, purely for the fact the guy's a lazy cunt, there's next to no risk involved and as said it's hi-larious. Fair enough if the guy spitting in his mouth (

) was riddled but if that was he case he wouldn't have done it - it's out of order I'll agree but there's a bit of sense in it all.

He was forever getting his seat pulled away from him, getting pushed over etc so this was the only logical next step.

[Edited on 02-10-2010 by alan-g-w]

CorsAsh

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2nd Oct 10 at 13:03

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i might come to the meet tomorrow and give you a big kiss on the lips.

Or spit in his mouth?

moka

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2nd Oct 10 at 13:06

hahahahaha, did he actually realise what happened afterwards?

alan-g-w

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2nd Oct 10 at 13:08

Too fucking right, he just fucked off to the toilet after it I think.

fazza

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2nd Oct 10 at 13:32

Occasionally when were at work(on a building site) we will get our ass out and pull cheeks apart and fart on another lads face when hes stuck in grafting...

We call it a 'Misty Buff'

Eck

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2nd Oct 10 at 15:17

It IS quite disgusting and you shouldn't really be spitting in folks mouths but he does deserve a prank.

AndyKent

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2nd Oct 10 at 15:32

It's not something i would ever do to someone, but why so serious you lot

Rob B

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2nd Oct 10 at 15:52

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
LOL he would have got his cunt kicked in if he grassed. This falls into the sort of thing that someone posted about the guy that got set on fire in a garage - it's a laugh, but I'll admit it's a bit far. It was kind of taking liberties because they knew the guy wouldn't do anything but he didn't die or get aids from it. So stop dialing 999.

Don't you sound like a cunt.

harrisp

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2nd Oct 10 at 15:59

There is a difference between a prank and spitting in someones mouth, spitting in someones mouth is fucking vile, I would have beat the fuck out of him for that.

Whittie

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:00

I would have kicked the fuck out of him if that was me.

Ingham

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:09

I'm going to spit in YOUR mouth and then dip my balls in your coffee.

Hammer

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:10

I'd rather get booted in the baws with a size 14 steel toecap than be spat in the mouth by another guy.

Prank or not I would have rung the guys neck for that.

MarkSport

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:14

Thats shocking, agreed that apprentices get stick but thats fucking wrong

SportBoy

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:29

if hes a cheeky cunt then we would do similar .. if he is as you say quiet then just rubbing your nob on his head would surfice.

Nath

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:32

That is gay as fuck tbh.

Bart

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:45

should have tea-bagged him tbh, thats just sick.

alan-g-w

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2nd Oct 10 at 16:48

quote:
Originally posted by Rob B

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
LOL he would have got his cunt kicked in if he grassed. This falls into the sort of thing that someone posted about the guy that got set on fire in a garage - it's a laugh, but I'll admit it's a bit far. It was kind of taking liberties because they knew the guy wouldn't do anything but he didn't die or get aids from it. So stop dialing 999.

Don't you sound like a cunt.

And how's that. I'd say I'm being diplomatic if anything. You sound like a fud that's just trying to start some new type of scene that's not taking off like you'd hoped, maybe it's the frustration from that that's making you act like such a dick.

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